Suppose I oughta re-float the essays I believe to be worth reading the same way I do the art from time to time. Here they all come, individually.

#DataFetchSwingAndAMiss

I bet it would be fun to create and share a music playlist in theme of What I was Listening to When I Peaked

Turns out the insulation between themselves and the ICUs is thick enough that they needn't pivot after all. They are totally cool with the margin loss they're seeing (loss would be greater my way).

A plugin for Micro.blog with a partial for including replies and webmentions for post pages. The plugin also supports blacklisting individual responses to prevent their appearance. Its code lives here

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Finally got caught sneaking the absinthe … the overreaction did not disappoint.

Side note: raise your hand if you just now realized she doesn't pay a lick of attention to the blog.

Okay, and why is the copyright symbol universal?

Three points and we see a face. The top half of a string of letters and we recognize words. My question is this, do y'all Japanese speaking individuals see synchronicity when you watch those anime lips move about? 'Cause all I get lining up is the start and the finish.

Given the adorable little harem Hajime is assembling … and the not so recent recognition of woman as our equals … I think I have to stick #Arifureta in the guilty pleasures category.

Side note: if y'all are wondering what happened, I found Funimation.

When you catch a pair of hummingbirds out the corner of your eye being all intimate and (just like every time you try and catch Murphy nodding off) you were about five seconds let hitting record.

The golden tweets would've been from the old account with my pre-, live, and post-impeachment commentary and my reaction to y'all's post-20th behavior. That said, I'm kinda excited for this April when I'll be able to dig out some a-year-ago-today tweets from the current account.

A plugin for Micro.blog for adding a site search interface using Google’s programmable search engine API. It’s code lives here

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For the record, I will still help y'all manually install and configure my Micro.blog plugins (they are too f$&king cool to let them go to waste). The completist in me will want to finish updating the documentation anyway.

When you tear up at the end of episode 42 of Sword Art Online: Alicization.

How many of y'all are still under the delusion that we couldn't build Sass from templates to generate and link CSS under Hugo 0.54? Okay, now how many of y'all are publishing themes and plugins? Wait … how many weren't under that delusion?

Been awhile since I've wonder whether I oughta just serve my site from the office desktop and hand-roll an app for pushing content over to feed the site (as well as the custom cross-post routines I could tailor to fit my needs) … coded in Swift, head-to-toe.

I may as well move all the plugins back inside my theme so I can bundle resources and optimize page loads.

By the way, I am clearly more than peeved. If you saw the caliber of 4 or 5 of those fully configurable, assets built on demand, jars of awesomesauce masquerading as Hugo plugins, you'd be more than peeved as well, I reckon.

Show me a cooler lightbox shortcode after test driving the section one examples with the adorable shots of Murphy and I'll owe you a beer.

When you've wasted who knows how long for no reason.

.@manton If you wouldn't mind removing all my plugins from the registry. Thanks. Have some happy.

Kinda peeved nobody bothered to tell me about how @manton's changes to plugin edits bork my entire paradigm (requiring me to explain to everyone how to create files in other directories … I had a plugin with just the files for y'all to edit … it was idiot-proof … and Manton looked at the description (which was too long thus preventing registration) and failed to mention it would be a useless heap of sh$te).

Create your own clones of my configuration file plugin … and I'll help y'all individually as I always have.

Otherwise, I think I'm done writing and revising documentation until such a time as there is a f$&king point to it. I'm happy enough coding up cool sh$t just for myself … and I'd rather get back to writing and art anyway. Refactoring the sh$t was a chore. Updating the documentation like pulling teeth. Hell … I wrote that table of contents plugin, gesture-enabled and everything, just to help y'all navigate that sh$t.

Holler when all your parameter values aren't stored as a massive heap of unmarshaling-required, all-at-the-top-level, long-as-f$&k-names-required-to-be-responsible-about-naming-collisions, impossible-as-f$&k-to-troubleshoot-whether-the-whole-GD-issue-is-related-to-end-user-invalidly-stringified-f$&king-JSON.

I'm out. Moving on

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