Better the devil you don't know. He might surprise you.

So, @Crunchyroll, give me an autoplay next that blows by closing and opening credits (and their ridiculously lengthy musical accompaniment) and I'll double what I'm giving ya.

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I still want off the ride.

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#LastYearYesterday

(also, eat-a-d @TwitterSupport)

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Reminder: bubble one Republicans shall remain without representation until the collapse of bubble two. Start your own f$&king party. The GQP is a tear down anyway and doing so would actually speed this sh&t up.

Hey @manton, is there a correct way to attach a category when creating a post via the micropub API? This doesn't seem to work. Perhaps I need to use 'category[]' and/or 'music'?

My god, life is a lot.

Apparently I'm starting a little biographical tripe essay. I was gonna just spit out what I was thinking; but, I always have fun with the CS leaning metaphors.

When the feeling of not wanting to be there drives you to destroy three full five-exercise circuits in 20 minutes (or thereabouts).

So, poetic farts is a background process launched by my brain upon startup. For weeks it's been stuck in Weird Al mode. Here's what it just farted: "a voice is a choice … of course … of course" as if I were Wilbur chatting up the famous Mr. Ed about enfranchisement.

Internal dialogue is exhausting.

How much easier must writing be today than when I was a kid? Be all, "gotta weigh things … wait … which Egyptian god was it weighed sh$t?". Switch over to mobile Safari. Type a f$&king query. "Boom … Anubis."

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High school (electric bass slapping) ☾𐂂

When you're driving it 230+ yards during your 16th golf lesson.

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High school ☾𐂂

Properly storing your tools and materials: intended versus actual (#ADHD edition)

Why they can't divorce from Trump, Kurt, their propaganda machine ascended.

It's not all the same color going in. So, why's it all the same color coming out? Which bits are the brown bits?

Collectively, we overuse and/or misapply the word "just" obscenely frequently. Just sayin'.

My best guess as to the context of the one I just dug up is that I was watching #MSNBC and some a$$hat had no grasp of the obstructionist agenda.

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Inevitably, the context for some of my stream-of-consciousness, you'll-get-it-if-you-also-happen-to-be-watching-what-I-am posts become lost within the unraveled fabric of time.