On some level this is kinda ridiculous.

I'm down to the README for the Google Tag Manager plugin. It's kinda cool 'cause it generates events when someone spends as much time on a post as Hugo estimates it would take to read it. But folks would have to modfiy their themes in a couple places. Not sure how many would be up for that.

The sweater that falls over her eyes when she looks down … but that is so f$&king cute I keep sticking her in it.

So the post update support added to Ulysses is welcome … but kinda spotty. When the buttons says 'Update', it means update. When it says 'Publish', welllll … it might update or it might create a duplicate.

Politics-as-usual Dems think what they need is to be able to tell the people they have delivered. You don't need the people to hear about it … f$&kers … you need them to feel it. moondeer.blog/2021/10/0...

A plugin for Micro.blog that injects Prism Javascript and CSS stylesheets to enable syntax highlighting for a sh$t ton of grammars within inline <code> tags and <pre><code> combination code blocks. Its code lives here.

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D-d-damn

Pallet cleanser

And we're out of candy. Might be a first.

How Murphy's been rollin' tonight

How we've been rollin' tonight.

Oh … my … god. Soooo many cute little kids this year.

Y'all, trick-or-treaters + Nest Doorbell = hella-fun-from-the-couch … bwwaahhahhahhah

Totes gettin' some itty bitty trick-or-treaters this year. Good times.

Added soft wrapping, more prism plugins, and a shortcode that takes a code fence to plugin-prismjs. I need to update the README but it oughta be stable unless you're trying to highlight HUGO partials tripping the damn YAML parser.

In case you want to understand Biden's dipping poll numbers.

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Joe Walsh finally be partially making my point talking to @AliVelshi

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A plugin for Micro.blog for presenting a slide carousel containing images and/or videos. Its code lives here. It was inspired by Jason Becker’s plugin with which I’m sure you are already familiar.

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Proof of vaccination beeches

Okay, f$&k it. Calling this bug on them mobile Safari engineers. Only in iPhone portrait, everything I throw at enforcing the font-size get overridden with a value of 20px.

Despite the parental pre being cool…

and the code block actin' all cool when mobile Safari does not have the focus in the iPhone…

soon as it gains focus … 20 … f$&kin' … pixels…

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Giant AF on an iPhone, perfectly fine in a tiny a$$ iPadOS popover. WTF?

Tomorrow will also see me fix this dumb f$&kin' @media artifact f$&kin' up the syntax highlighting on portrait phone screens.

Coming soon … a README to go along with the PrismJS Plugin I wrote today in order to bring syntax highlighting to the code in the README experiences I just posted.

A plugin for Micro.blog for adding Plausible Analytics. Its code lives here.

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I'll take "Sh$t I don't need" for a thousand Alex (RIP).

The answer: "Being forced to figure this out before the spousal-type shows up."

The question: "What is 'why the f$&k did the freezer handle just fly the f$&k off the refrigerator?'"