I'll take "Sh$t I don't need" for a thousand Alex (RIP).
The answer: "Being forced to figure this out before the spousal-type shows up."
The question: "What is 'why the f$&k did the freezer handle just fly the f$&k off the refrigerator?'"

I'll take "Sh$t I don't need" for a thousand Alex (RIP).
The answer: "Being forced to figure this out before the spousal-type shows up."
The question: "What is 'why the f$&k did the freezer handle just fly the f$&k off the refrigerator?'"