Takeaways from a 2008ish Career Psychology Assessment

  1. The confidence to ask to visit a psychiatrist about feeling depressed since the assessment suggested a state of depression.
  2. My intelligence quotient is really hard to measure because I won’t provide two incorrect answers in succession.
  3. Dual brains are real, requiring twice the maintenance of the standard issue left or right brain.
  4. The world (as represented by a very nice, intelligent gentleman performing the assessment) would two-bird this fucker by having me write instruction manuals.