Felt-tip fealty
Stolen obscenities
Mistake a meme for a movement
Relace the seam with dissolvable stitches
Rebuild atop a crumbling foundation
Division as salvation
Rebrand sickness as entertainment
Zero sum inversion
Decaying recursion
Garbage in, garbage out
Beat that drum
Run back to what you knew
For four long years you’ve wanted to
I’ll choke down all that might have been
And spit out what you’re accustomed to

#BivalentBoostedBitches

Soooo, the team that lost to Michigan is not as good as the team that lost to Kansas State?

TehranianWomen > TheMoralityPolice

#LastYearToday

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New essay idea: On Punting Puppies. Perhaps I'll even take a stab at Swiftian sustained satire à la A Modest Proposal.

Also, facts have not become debatable, for debates are built upon civil discourse and civil discourse requires a shared reality within which common ground may be established. What facts have become is selectable.

Bee tee dubs, it's the bifurcated information ecosystem that pressed pause on the aging out of American racism, pushing back the release date for that true multicultural democracy we're always being promised.

#WorldAidsDay

Patch batch numero deus plus City Hall:

#WorldAidsDay

Patch batch numero uno:

#WorldAidsDay

For some f$&king reason I chose to go with @NBC's chyron f$&k up, reposting todays tribute…

#MissingMurphy

#WorldAidesDay

It would appear that @velshi is non-interactive on #Mastodon as well. Damn shame. Follow lost on account of my one-way-mirror policy.

Side note: get with the preview card program already, #Mastodon. Holler if you need it coded for you.

With more folks adopting Mastodon, I wanted to remind folks that I haven't been looking at timelines for many months now; but, I do check notifications so I'm reachable via mention. Also, my FB behavior feels random. If you're reading this, and want one, just holler.

The foundational essay (until I finish the dragon rewrite):

Maria Ressa gets it. First time in awhile I've wished folks were reachable.

Welcome to Mastodon, @[email protected] On the off chance I have better luck grabbing your attention on this platform, my essays live here. I'd start with On the American Upside Down.

Bee tee dubs, humanity, I'm oh-so-fucking ready to be reminded of what it feels like to be wrong. Feel free to fucking surprise me.

By politics-as-usualing for two years rather than pushing out massive educational outreach, @DNC, you've paved the way for every complicit @GOP m0therf$&ker to crawl back into the woodwork of a house that should have crumbled, persisting our dual reality democracy. Congrats.

Bee tee dubs, when I don't know what state your school is in, you are irrelevant to college football.

95 year-old wins best new artist … so … I guess there's still hope I might get my shit together.

A nearly two year old position for y'all as we queue up two more years of Trump obsessed dumbasses failing to see the forest through the trees.

Wanna baffle second language English speakers? Let 'em in on the fact that the expressions "couldn't give a f$&k" and "could give a f$&k" have identical meanings.