Felt-tip fealty
Stolen obscenities
Mistake a meme for a movement
Relace the seam with dissolvable stitches
Rebuild atop a crumbling foundation
Division as salvation
Rebrand sickness as entertainment
Zero sum inversion
Decaying recursion
Garbage in, garbage out
Beat that drum
Run back to what you knew
For four long years you’ve wanted to
I’ll choke down all that might have been
And spit out what you’re accustomed to

It feels like the Stroop effect and the Einstellung are related.

The effective reach for the #January6thCommitteeHearings is composed entirely of folks who already knew (or strongly f$&king felt) Trump organized and perpetrated a failed coup attempt. #ChangeMyMind

#GetBusyLivinOrGetBusyDyinBitches

When the torque you suddenly applied to distance yourself from the advancing traffic, ahead of which you've just turned, whips your head back and impregnates your belly with butterflies … and the petal never neared the metal. #GodBlessTheAllElectricEngine

#TheManWhoFellToEarth

I've already told y'all this series was write-an-English-paper good. Episode nine contains the best game of Russian roulette I've ever seen, and I have it paused before the third question has been asked.

This is the obstructionist agenda in action. Things are progressing as expected since I gave up on our leaders understanding the implications of a dual reality democracy early last year. They fail to grasp the problem with which they must grapple. Our leaders have failed to solve the extinction problem (see Einstellung effect) because their minds are mechanized to employ political messaging, with which no derivable solution exists. The solution requires worldview rehabilitation for victims of reality fabrication in order to assemble a coalition of bubble one constituents with enough mass to overpower America's minority rule infrastructure (and, yes, by voting) in order to swallow up bubble two, ushering in the return of America's shared reality.

cc @pratik @JohnPhilpin

Hey, @DNC, I'll start reading these f$&king emails when you start reading my f$&king replies.

Six years and folks still haven't recognized that our preservation requires the merging of our dual English speaking realities. What are the odds they'll realize the necessity of merging our dual Spanish speaking realities before the inevitable minority majority can be leveraged?

The one, @TiffanyDCross, @rolandsmartin, that had you bothered to read, I'd likely not have felt the need to switch off #CrossConnection this morning out of sheer frustration:

Titling the motivation behind the modern disassembly of American democracy (yet another book-sized bit I simply haven't gotten around to siphoning out my head and dropped into the pensieve for y'all to digest):

The fall of Roe V. Wade is one of two wildcards capable of organically breaching bubble two, smoothing out what might otherwise have become a shitshow this November—the other (surprisingly less likely to breach) wildcard being the paintballing of babies with weapons of war.

#CornholioAndHisBungHole

I wonder if a pair of Babel fish might also be useful for facilitating understanding with regard to the Wittingensteinian language game being played by two individuals that happen to share a common dialect?

There is the amount of clearance one needs to turn against traffic; and, there is the amount of clearance one needs to turn against traffic without being a dick.

When the weight you're deadlifting begins introducing a grip strength factor.

Hopefully feeling myself slip back into writing mode. Time will tell.

Our leaders have failed to solve the extinction problem (see Einstellung effect) because their minds are mechanized to employ political messaging, with which no derivable solution exists. The solution requires worldview rehabilitation for victims of reality fabrication.

When you tear up 'cause Luffy rang a golden bell.

Reminder, none of the age-restricted tweets I've been digging up from last year actually contain sensitive content.

Soon as I figure out where these #January6thCommitteeHearings fit in my worldview, Imma let y'all know. Feel free to share with me how they fit in y'all's.

The kind of email I still ignore 'cause I feel my illustrated essays are more significant (and that eventually y'all will read them).

Don't give up so quick on that last one. Nothing is obfuscated. The callback humor is so bad that it makes you throw up a little on the base if your tongue. It's the proclaiming of comedic talent followed immediately by the demonstratively unfunny that made my mind softly giggle.

Don't look to hard at that last one. Would have a been a great spot for some humorous obfuscation; but, I didn't stick any in there. My heart wasn't in it.