The funny thing about words is U don't get 2 create a complete set. No list is exhaustive. If it communicates meaning, it's a word. Take "depusify," is it a word? I reckon U won't find it listed seeing as I just made it the f$&k up. I also reckon U know exactly WTF it means.

It's like I've wandered into a social media dead zone. Perhaps I can snooker @DomainJulian into reading this.

I hope the guy with the article whose headline said something about Georgia not covering the spread against Oregon is embarrassed. Unfortunately, I can't summon another set of Google results that include him, or I'd have made sure.

Still no interest in the breakdown of my diagram, huh? Color me shocked. Perhaps it's about time to move to analog.

Look, little bugs, you don't wanna be squashed. I don't wanna squash you. The thing is these fingers can only be so precise. Y'all are gonna have to make more of an effort to pay attention and be compliant as I attempt to guide you off my leg or whatever else you must vacate.

You're giving me a live album link when I'm sharing Three Days off of Ritual de lo Habitual. Get your shit together #AppleMusic.

At least one of y'all better read this one seeing as I went through the trouble.

#NostalgicNuggs

Speaking of Les Claypool

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Middle school ☾𐂂

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High school ☾𐂂

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Middle school (and high school acid trip) ☾𐂂

Breaking down just what the f$&k is going on in this diagram.

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Throwing a softball since y'all ain't hit nothin' all week.

Bee tee dubs … I've heard nothing but foolishness on #MorningJoe this morning; but, I don't have the energy to shove all my essays into a targeted summary in response … and nobody would read it if I did. Probably time to switch back to waking up with the local news.

The prime time speech landed with bubble one denizens (who heard everything they were already thinking) and spun up bubble two denizens (whose fabricated reality remains inverted). If a purpose was survived, I can't name it.

Micro.blog mic check. I'm exclusively mutual and y'all been extraordinarily quiet as of late … and @manton don't let us know who all be peeping our timelines.

Bee tee dubs, #SheHulk is wicked. Another great vehicle for my #OrphanBlack sweetheart, #TatianaMaslany.

So #BlackBird was out-f$&king-standing. Take the 6 episode trip. @TaronEgerton (protected account) was wonderful. Y'all give @PaulWHauser (deleted account) the awards … like all of the awards.

Side note: see where y'all's behavior get y'all Twittersphere? 4 f$&k's sake.

Forget Luffy, just how indestructible is that f$&king straw hat? #OnePiece

Call and response:

I wonder what would happen if I tried telling stories.

Enough folks are throwing spaghetti as of late for me to check in with y'all and see if anyone is at a loss as to why we're all chucking pasta at a wall and why we want it to stick (hint: I believe there's an implicit agreement to stay mum on its global misuse as a metaphor).

Guess it's been almost six months since I stopped promoting tweets. Feels like longer. My gut may still be correct; but, the bleeding out may take years (￢_￢)

Wait, this dude's name in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is R.E.O. Speedwagon? I guess the name Dio is making more sense.

#LastYearToday

The tweet that followed the one I just posted (I failed to mention it was a thread).