Murphy was never concerned about Samford.

These little Samford Bulldogs, bless their hearts.

#LastYearYesterday

#LastYearToday

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Bee tee dubs, #AharenSanWaHakarenai is cute as f$&k.

Wait, how do flatearthers explain toilet water swirling the opposite direction in Australia?

We rehabilitate muscles. We rehabilitate tendons. We rehabilitate ligaments. We rehabilitate soft tissue. Why the ever-loving-fuck is no one interested in rehabilitating cognition? Asking for 22+ million friends. #FuckYourTribalDrums

Been a workout-canceling pu$$y this week. F$&k my feelings, the rebuild begins Tuesday.

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(sit and spin @TwitterSupport ┌П┐(ಠ_ಠ))

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Then again, perhaps I wouldn't.

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Were y'all paying attention, that previous typo would annoy me. As it stands, I'm coo.

#NostalgicNuggs

Collage (the BA years) ☾𐂂

Pictures of Me (Remastered) by Elliott Smith on Apple Music

Song · 1997 · Duration 3:46

#NostalgicNuggs

Elementary school ☾𐂂

Kiss Off by Violent Femmes on Apple Music

Song · 1983 · Duration 2:56

𝐺𝑜𝑙𝑓 𝐵𝑎𝑙𝑙 + 𝐺𝑒𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑦 + 𝑃ℎ𝑦𝑠𝑖𝑐𝑠 + 𝑊𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝐹𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑆ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑅𝑜𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 + 𝐶𝑙𝑢𝑏 𝑊ℎ𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑑 𝐿𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝐼𝑡 𝐾𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝐷𝑜𝑔 = 𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐷𝑟𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑠

Eyes on, should you wish to reacquire relevant polling data, @amyewalter (disregard the language and attitude … I was huffy when I wrote it and I've a hunch t'you're a very kind lady undeserving of such disrespect):

Also, f$&k kombucha, #JoeNBC.

cc @jheil

Sincerely,
Palo Alto

Reacting to @amyewalter on #MorningJoe

"Color me f$&kin' shocked," says the guy who told y'all over two years ago that the needle was fixed. Y'all's Einstellung drove me past breaking:

F$&k green tea, @JoeNBC.

Sincerely,
Palo Alto

When the courts agreed to consider a corporation as a person, We the People lost constitutionally contextual integrity. Realized while listening to Gary Hart plug his book (I ain't read) on #MorningJoe.

Possible essay: On the Irredeemable GOP and the Nation's Need for a Lincoln Party