Improving Dual Reality Democracy Polling Data

The f$&kers inside my television set seem fixated on polling data. Without capturing the associated reality bubble data, I find these polls kinda useless. I've assembled six questions that, should these little sh$ts conducting these polls add them, would append this additional demographic.

Had I a voice capable of reaching the little f$&kers, I'd go through the bother of assigning weights to the questions that follow. While Bubble One residency tends to be all or nothing (the whole f$&king population would produce identical answers), Bubble Two residency is scatter shot. The answers from those living on the surface of the bubble may not align with the answers from those living in the center (most likely because Bubble Two's reality has been fabricated and overlayed atop Bubble One reality). Weighting the questions would allow for the calculation of a threshold value for identifying Bubble Two denizens.

Anywho, here are the questions my mind shat out this morning as I was waiting for the meds to kick in:

  1. Were the results of the 2020 presidential election manipulated via massive voter fraud?
  2. Does the January 6th gathering at the Capitol amount to a constitutionally protected political protest?
  3. Is the Earth flat?
  4. Was the production and distribution of the COVID-19 vaccine in response to a global pandemic?
  5. Are Democratic Party members and Hollywood elites secretly running a pedophile ring that's trafficking children to be abused and ultimately cannibalized?
  6. Is Q a patriot?