When do we get to stop manufacturing all our goods in China? It's obviously not when they decide to stay chummy with a dictatorial asshat slaughtering innocents in the way of a land grab while threatening to unleash a war and/or a meltdown upon Europe of the nuclear variety.

Wait, if Latin Americans are so dubbed because their first language is one of the Romance languages, why aren't the French speaking f$&kers (en fait, j'adore la langue française) in Quebec Latin American?

This year's batch of kamicados (kamikaze avocados hell-bent on breaking through Scooter's top glass) ain't nuthing ta f' wit.

Holler if you caught the @DavidCornDC and/or @RepKinzinger segments this morning on #MorningJoe. I want your help in venting my frustration with regard to knowing shit that they should at least hear once, but that they seemingly never shall.

Old school zippo

How do you explain to someone that following up half your texts 30 seconds later with "???" is obnoxious (especially given that these messages shall arrive at the same time short of a shared wifi network) without wadding panties? 'Cause f$&k if I can figure it.

Also, are there really that many hot springs, do they all come with monkeys, and do the monkeys like company?

Okay, so watching four Japanese high school girls jump into outdoor camping culture is surprisingly relaxing, way more fun, and wayyyyy less creepy than it has any business being. #LaidBackCamp

#NostalgicNuggs

The closing verse would become ☾𐂂's High school anthem.

Killing In the Name by Rage Against the Machine on Apple Music

Song · 1992 · Duration 5:13

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Middle school ☾𐂂

100% by Sonic Youth on Apple Music

Song · 1992 · Duration 2:29

#NostalgicNuggs

Middle school ☾𐂂

If You See Kay by Poster Children on Apple Music

Song · 1990 · Duration 2:50

#NostalgicNuggs

Middle school ☾𐂂

Suck You Dry by Mudhoney on Apple Music

Song · 1992 · Duration 2:34

A short Twitter thread containing some polls y'all won't get around to answering :Þ

#NostalgicNuggs

Middle school ☾𐂂

Purr by Sonic Youth on Apple Music

Song · 1992 · Duration 4:21

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Elementary school ☾𐂂

We Can Work It Out (Live) by Tesla on Apple Music

Song · 1990 · Duration 2:08

#LastYearToday

Turns out I was right.

In case you're interested in regaining my interest in your polling, @Messina2012.

That y'all are still saying shit like "how that theme will play in the midterm elections" tells me y'all still believe this problem to be a nail.

There's nothing wrong with the election result shock experience, @ChrisStirewalt. Bad faith propaganda masquerading as news, on the other hand…

#LastYearYesterday

#LastYearToday

Even after promoting tweets and growing account to 8K, never cracked this nut.

#LastYearToday

Rebooted and left to its own devices, the Linkedin profile would again take to the task of teasing recruiters, tricking them into filling my inbox with emails for me to ignore.

There's like 20 of y'all that seem responsive (if understandably intermittent). The other 7,325 of y'all I still don't quite get.

Y'all let me know if you're interested, maybe I'll make some more.