How deep y'all think this rabbit hole goes?

I mean…

Suppose this is the new normal now. My tweets are suddenly littered with these f$&king blue boxes (as this one will be I'm f$&kin' sure, got something for ya Jack … ୧༼ಠ益ಠ╭∩╮༽).

The tweet upon which Jack felt compelled to slap a warning, the criteria for such slapping, and my appeal regarding the fitness of such a slap (you really do suck at this Jack ┌П┐(ಠ_ಠ)).

By the way … there ain't much sand left with which to f$&k around.

.@pimoore I may write up a post with all the sh$t I could do in Swift that it pisses me off I can't do without it.

Sooo … @Apple … are we at the point yet where I can whip out Swift Playgrounds on my iPad (with this sick magic keyboard) and use my favorite (and f$&king superior to all as I've been rapidly finding out while being forced into using all this other subpar sh$te) language to create an action (say linting some Hugo theme or plugin files from my local Working Copy repository directory before pushing them to their origin and trying them out on Micro.blog) that can be woven into the Shortcuts ecosystem? 'Cause … if not … you're doin' it wrong.

Whoop, there it is. Refactored around the buggy a$$ Scratch.SetInMap and imposed some first-come-first-serve to stop the example code from f$&king with the walkthrough's card.

Meta problems: now I'm about to inject more code into the preview card plugin for which I've been constructing a walkthough because the examples I use in the walkthrough showing how to set card attributes … are setting card attributes for the walk through post.

And … it's back. Time to work around what was already an awkward workaround for lacking the ability to merge maps: *Scratch.SetInMap.

So … yeah … I've got to stop letting myself tinker with plugins installed on the main blog … the rebuilds are cramping my style (and sending folks to empty category pages).

Now we're talkin'

Hugo … rebuild my site GDit. Any who clicks one of those links before you have is gonna think I'm an a$$hole.

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Racking up the typos David Flanagan

The current state of the walkthrough living on my test blog (I had to make it punchy or I'd never get through it): moondeer-test.micro.blog/2021/12/1...

Christ, I'm 4,895 words into this plugin walkthrough and I still have to explain the data file and the Cardify module.

Every time I pull the exact number of hangers out of the closet to hang the shirts present in the remains of the load of laundry I've left to whither away in a pile on top of the bed it blows my mind. The winning number today was 15.

I'm three quarters through making a cool f$&king plugin walk through and f$&kin' Hugo is gonna make me refactor the f$&ker to avoid using its buggy a$$ page scratch implementation.

Turns out the solution to my little posting Hugo shortcode code without Hugo parsing the damn thing was to lean into the parsing (of course, Prism still has no idea how to highlight the damn Hugo syntax).

It's tricky to wrap a lime to wrap a lime that's soaked in wine it's tricky

Seriously … Hugo v0.54… bro … you tell me why you're trying 604 concurrent map writes … 'cause this sh$t is kinda on you and you're crappy underlying code base built on top of crappy f$&king programming language.