When you catch a pair of hummingbirds out the corner of your eye being all intimate and (just like every time you try and catch Murphy nodding off) you were about five seconds let hitting record.

The golden tweets would've been from the old account with my pre-, live, and post-impeachment commentary and my reaction to y'all's post-20th behavior. That said, I'm kinda excited for this April when I'll be able to dig out some a-year-ago-today tweets from the current account.

For the record, I will still help y'all manually install and configure my Micro.blog plugins (they are too f$&king cool to let them go to waste). The completist in me will want to finish updating the documentation anyway.

When you tear up at the end of episode 42 of Sword Art Online: Alicization.

How many of y'all are still under the delusion that we couldn't build Sass from templates to generate and link CSS under Hugo 0.54? Okay, now how many of y'all are publishing themes and plugins? Wait … how many weren't under that delusion?

Been awhile since I've wonder whether I oughta just serve my site from the office desktop and hand-roll an app for pushing content over to feed the site (as well as the custom cross-post routines I could tailor to fit my needs) … coded in Swift, head-to-toe.

By the way, I am clearly more than peeved. If you saw the caliber of 4 or 5 of those fully configurable, assets built on demand, jars of awesomesauce masquerading as Hugo plugins, you'd be more than peeved as well, I reckon.

When you've wasted who knows how long for no reason.

.@manton If you wouldn't mind removing all my plugins from the registry. Thanks. Have some happy.

Kinda peeved nobody bothered to tell me about how @manton's changes to plugin edits bork my entire paradigm (requiring me to explain to everyone how to create files in other directories … I had a plugin with just the files for y'all to edit … it was idiot-proof … and Manton looked at the description (which was too long thus preventing registration) and failed to mention it would be a useless heap of sh$te).

Create your own clones of my configuration file plugin … and I'll help y'all individually as I always have.

Otherwise, I think I'm done writing and revising documentation until such a time as there is a f$&king point to it. I'm happy enough coding up cool sh$t just for myself … and I'd rather get back to writing and art anyway. Refactoring the sh$t was a chore. Updating the documentation like pulling teeth. Hell … I wrote that table of contents plugin, gesture-enabled and everything, just to help y'all navigate that sh$t.

Holler when all your parameter values aren't stored as a massive heap of unmarshaling-required, all-at-the-top-level, long-as-f$&k-names-required-to-be-responsible-about-naming-collisions, impossible-as-f$&k-to-troubleshoot-whether-the-whole-GD-issue-is-related-to-end-user-invalidly-stringified-f$&king-JSON.

I'm out. Moving on

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When your post gets sent mid-f$&king-sentence for some f$&king reason.

Y'all have kept that average duration (how I know y'all read) above two minutes for awhile now. Maybe readers are still a thing after all.

Suppose I should update the README for plugin-lightbox next. The grid-based gallery shortcode with configurable row height and cell count is pretty wicked.

Today's wish-you-were-f$&kin'-readers award goes to @AliVelshi and @nhannahjones for their discussion this morning about the importance of embracing different world views.

Spot on @AutoSleepApp

BTW … my shirt is also available for purchase … it's just that I could give a f$&k whether anyone buys it. Y'all have to dig for that link like it's a scavenger hunt.

#Peacemaker #HomeSweetHome

Memes before movements. This is where we have been since January 20th, 2021. This is why we are failing to meet this moment. This is why we shall continue to fail … unless some of y'all woke MFers manage to wake TF up.

I C #BidenDelivers is trending. I'm #OCDforAccuracy so I think I'd've gone with #BidenDelivers2TheBestOfHisAbilityGivenADualRealityDemocracyAndHadAnyonePaidAttentionToWhatIWasSayingThisTimeLastYearPerhapsItWouldBDifferent

On the Obstructionist Agenda

Progress is a slow burn. An appreciable amount of time must pass before the benefits of legislative change may be felt by the heart of the populace. For all but our most enthusiastic beltway fanboys …

1:46 PM • Oct 9, 2021reading time 11 minutes

.@elonmusk

Navigation … #URDoinItWrong

I mean … I guess … you're welcome?

Here's a dose of Ethical AI for ya @rom:

Part of my wants to ask about these random green dots attached to Micro.blog profiles … the other half really doesn't want to get caught up in badges (should that be what they are).

Where I'm at (actually … where I've f$&kin' been since this time last f$&kin' year):

Just realized this post really oughta be turned into one of those cute AF critter video stories with all the subtitles.

On Pet Gain

What I have lost … and what I have gained.

8:03 PM • Mar 3, 2021reading time 3 minutes