Also, are there really that many hot springs, do they all come with monkeys, and do the monkeys like company?

Okay, so watching four Japanese high school girls jump into outdoor camping culture is surprisingly relaxing, way more fun, and wayyyyy less creepy than it has any business being. #LaidBackCamp

In case you're interested in regaining my interest in your polling, @Messina2012.

That y'all are still saying shit like "how that theme will play in the midterm elections" tells me y'all still believe this problem to be a nail.

There's nothing wrong with the election result shock experience, @ChrisStirewalt. Bad faith propaganda masquerading as news, on the other hand…

There's like 20 of y'all that seem responsive (if understandably intermittent). The other 7,325 of y'all I still don't quite get.

Y'all let me know if you're interested, maybe I'll make some more.

These little Samford Bulldogs, bless their hearts.

Bee tee dubs, #AharenSanWaHakarenai is cute as f$&k.

Wait, how do flatearthers explain toilet water swirling the opposite direction in Australia?

We rehabilitate muscles. We rehabilitate tendons. We rehabilitate ligaments. We rehabilitate soft tissue. Why the ever-loving-fuck is no one interested in rehabilitating cognition? Asking for 22+ million friends. #FuckYourTribalDrums

Been a workout-canceling pu$$y this week. F$&k my feelings, the rebuild begins Tuesday.

Were y'all paying attention, that previous typo would annoy me. As it stands, I'm coo.

𝐺𝑜𝑙𝑓 𝐵𝑎𝑙𝑙 + 𝐺𝑒𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑦 + 𝑃ℎ𝑦𝑠𝑖𝑐𝑠 + 𝑊𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝐹𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑆ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑅𝑜𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 + 𝐶𝑙𝑢𝑏 𝑊ℎ𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑑 𝐿𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝐼𝑡 𝐾𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝐷𝑜𝑔 = 𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐷𝑟𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑠

Eyes on, should you wish to reacquire relevant polling data, @amyewalter (disregard the language and attitude … I was huffy when I wrote it and I've a hunch t'you're a very kind lady undeserving of such disrespect):

Also, f$&k kombucha, #JoeNBC.

cc @jheil

Sincerely,
Palo Alto

Reacting to @amyewalter on #MorningJoe

"Color me f$&kin' shocked," says the guy who told y'all over two years ago that the needle was fixed. Y'all's Einstellung drove me past breaking:

F$&k green tea, @JoeNBC.

Sincerely,
Palo Alto

Possible essay: On the Irredeemable GOP and the Nation's Need for a Lincoln Party

Here's a guy who, like damn near everyone else, has not managed to grasp the root problem.

That it is #Carrot

More than a thousand songs in the playlist … and this is your shuffle. What the f$&k, @Apple engineers? Seriously?

Near as I can tell, I started bein' cool in seventh grade. Not quite sure when I stopped, though.

Side note: thank you to the team responsible for Obama Kompromat during his initial presidential campaign. Y'all totally helped me make sense of the "weathermen" reference in the song I just linked.