I say joke … it's more of a line, really (not of the pickup variety, as this context may lead one to infer).

Okay … I give up. What the f$&k am I doing with my right hand that I can't seem to manage with my left that makes the scissors work?

Bee tee dubs, folks who aren't bluffing don't follow up their proclamations with "I'm not bluffing."

If you're concerning yourself with primary turnout, @databyler, your American model needs updating. This oughta help with modeling: https://moondeer.blog/2021/12/16/for-fks-sake.html

This oughta help with polling: https://moondeer.blog/2022/08/29/improving-dual-reality.html

A dopamine drip fed by tribal memes and whataboutism, tap me when y'all decide the world's collective consciousness is meant for more, I'll take another thwack at timeline perusal. In the meantime, I'll just keep tucking all my intellection into drawers for posthumous recovery.

I wonder, if Jenn let me start vaping weed again, whether I'd be capable of promoting myself again in the replies of blue check accounts without the icebergian chip on my shoulder that comes of leaving shit they ought read but can't be bothered.

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And here, @MajorCBS and @beckerdavidj, is something touching on the origin of that bad faith argument:

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Oh look, @MajorCBS and @beckerdavidj wrote a whole book to provide the good faith rebuttal for a bad faith argument. Here's the simplified delivery of what y'all are missing, fellas:

Episode 22 of #86EightySix hit my right in the weepy feels.

You done good #Dog.

#JustSayin'

Dancing bumble bee girl

.@CrossConnection, @rolandsmartin, the failure of the @DNC to retain the black male vote is consequential to their not communicating their own impotence to overcome the obstructionist agenda our dual realities enable:

.@CrossConnection, @rolandsmartin, white strategists controlling the money and strategy for the @DNC is a subset of their fundamental problem, which is their failure to adjust for a dual reality democracy:

Why we keep letting assholes stick props on our ballets to force us into a game of 3 card monty? Is the asshole under #Prop26 … or is that it under #Prop27? Fuck if I'll known 'til my ballet arrives & I read both props in their entirety while dropping kids off at the pool.

Also, I've a sneaking suspicion that great minds almost never think alike.

They say I'm a character, but they never define my role.

There's something extremely beautiful about the tail end of #SteinsGate0.

I wonder, in dreams where I am flying, do the mechanics remain consistent (I also wonder if you can cook with genital yeast; but, y'all probably wish I weren't, or, at the very least, that I was the kinda person to shield others from such vile ponderings… oh, don't read this)?

When do we get to stop manufacturing all our goods in China? It's obviously not when they decide to stay chummy with a dictatorial asshat slaughtering innocents in the way of a land grab while threatening to unleash a war and/or a meltdown upon Europe of the nuclear variety.

Wait, if Latin Americans are so dubbed because their first language is one of the Romance languages, why aren't the French speaking f$&kers (en fait, j'adore la langue française) in Quebec Latin American?

This year's batch of kamicados (kamikaze avocados hell-bent on breaking through Scooter's top glass) ain't nuthing ta f' wit.

Holler if you caught the @DavidCornDC and/or @RepKinzinger segments this morning on #MorningJoe. I want your help in venting my frustration with regard to knowing shit that they should at least hear once, but that they seemingly never shall.

Old school zippo

How do you explain to someone that following up half your texts 30 seconds later with "???" is obnoxious (especially given that these messages shall arrive at the same time short of a shared wifi network) without wadding panties? 'Cause f$&k if I can figure it.