How Mastodon still sucks this bad at scraping for cardable meta data is beyond. WTF is it that you want and that I'm not giving you?

How Mastodon still sucks this bad at scraping for cardable meta data is beyond. WTF is it that you want and that I'm not giving you?
If U came 2 me via art promotion, I just wanna minimize the chance of my catching U off guard. The-Essays = The-Core-of-Me (& they tend to be composed of equal parts obfuscation, sociophilosophical conjecture & piss-and-vinegar-infused poetry) moondeer.blog/perspecti...
F$&kin' awesomesauce … you had one job…
By the way, my Micro.blog timeline scrolling peeps, if you have any interest in the sociopolitical or quasi philosophical, and you haven't read my essays, drop by my perspectives page some time. Of everything I do, these essays are what I do best.
Raise your hand if you knew this, 'cause I just looked it up.
Feels like this thing's not been on today … y'all busy with family? Or, Omicron?
Reminder, Jack … I do sh$t like this for no f$&king reason and forget about it the next month. I'm right down the street. Holler if you want your algorithm fixed … free of f$&kin' charge.
Processing audio signals to extract a chroma spectrogram for feeding into a neural network that predicts the likeliest of 74 frequency patterns forming common musical chords … what I was up to around this time last year. pic.twitter.com/1Dq9Y1Zan6
— Moondeer (@moondeerdotblog) December 20, 2021
'Bout to recreate yet another tweet just to dump your f$&king label Jack
Hey, would you look at that … what changed … oh yeah … not a g0dd@mn thing. Algorithm my a$$ m0therf$&ker.
About to recreate this tweet and find out if it magically gets by Jack's sensitive content … & let's call it what it is … f$&kup likely stemming from an asymmetrical, much abused reporting system that amplifies the shredding of the fabric of our society, but here's my. appeal
When you're trying not 2 burn yourself as you recklessly spread some paracord the best you can manage with 1 hand as the other pokes at it with the rope cutting gun, blade just a blazin' red, but the 2 … not 1, but 2 … draughts of vodka you snuck sent you down a different path.
Well … Jack hasn't removed the labels he stuck on every one of my tweets as far back as they go that contain an image, video, or link … but … perhaps Jack has ceased slapping the m0thef$&kers on every one of my new tweets (since … like … today).
Warning label check incoming…
How 'bout that … Manchin is a no… turns out the thing I knew all along … I knew all along.
It's not a messaging problem Paula, it's a bifurcated information ecosystem problem.
I suppose I oughta create a version of this one with Manchin and Sinema riding the elephant.
Nobody is biting on Etu, so next up would be Kala.
Imma toss out my chosen names for various models of a particular line of apple device. Y'all stop me when you figure out what kind of device.
First up, we have the little guy we just added to the family today … Etu.
As many sections as this walkthrough is racking up, I think it's time to look into generating a table of contents.
Now I'm thinking these new Twitter origin notifications are on account of the night I spent playing around with Bridgy.
When a bot be driving home your point:
For what it's worth, when I converted my Twitter account into a business account (which just became a thing), I was emailed by my dedicated point of contact for Moondeer at Twitter. I reached out about the warning labels and thus far she has been helpful and highly responsive.
For those interested in seeing the sentiment captured in the last four posts expressed as a rant perhaps worthy of Jack's new sensitive content warning label obsession:
Wanna account for an age without guardrails against bad faith propaganda? Set down the tribal drums. Stop living from meme to meme and start living from moment to moment. Muster every shred of patience you possess … and educate.