When you’ve put it in park caddy cornered across Oregon Expressway in order to hop out into the opposing two lanes of traffic to block for the little French Bulldog shooting straight for El Camino Real, paws pounding asphalt with everything he’s got, as if the crosswalk ahead were bookended by pylons… and you’ve done this 37 days after dropping 13K to repair the damn thing ‘cause Elon’s fucking cars are as fragile as his ego.