#6DegreesOfKawinkidink

I'm fussing with converting this bag to hold my new golf clubs. I decide to give it a bit of shape with some 9 gauge steel wire. I'm taking the cores out of paracord and sliding in the wire as a replacement so as not to trash up the bag's appearance.

The paracord is being a bit of a beoch about sliding over the nontrivially thick wire. I think, "I wonder if it's worth heading to the garage and trying to figure out WTF ever happened to the grease I had (presumably intended for the chains of bicycles long since taken away by thine kings of junk)?" (yes, I do, in fact, embed parenthesized inline footnotes within my internal dialogue). While weighing the pros and cons of performing such a search (pros: it'd probably work; cons: f$&k that sh$t), the nice lady that lives in the back of my picture box informs me that we've lost our beloved Olivia.

#RestInPeacePinkLady