The tone I hope to disappear once I've gotten through the history lesson. Here's what, as of 3:05p on Saturday, I've deemed exceptable as a transition between the western dragon from the medieval manuscript and the Chinese dragons I've yet to re-introduce…

This little f$&ker is the kind of dragon that most of you were probably picturing upon first taking it upon yourself to read this … this what? … whatever the f$&k it is you want to call this thing you're reading now … like right now … like your eyes line up with this blinkity f$&king cursor now … like *slap* *brief pause* *blinky eyed head shake* … what say we head east and have a look at what the rest of you were picturing.