How the f$&k does one turn a technical guide into creative non-fiction? Kinda like…

I am not so sure y’all are ready for this my friends … but we must press on … and you must endure. We turn now to a table with so many nests birders be jostling for position nearby. Its name? [TwitterOG].

As we enter the table’s territory and proceed towards our target, nested tables shall envelop us entirely. The first we’ll encounter calls itself [TwitterOG.Video]. Make not eye contact … and keep a steady pace.

As soon as we’re free of that nerve-racking nest, we’re immediately (points for redundancy) met with another … [TwitterOG.Audio]. Footfall nigh unnoticeable … this is what we aim for now … silently skirting around nest’s edge.

We’re halfway, now. Two nests behind us. Before us? Another nest. This one we must enter, for our target lay at its very heart. One foot follows the other. We pass a threshold. We’re inside now … inside [TwitterOG.Twitter].