#LastYearToday

Responding to "Afghanistan is McCarthy's new #Benghazi."

(Also, eat-a-d @TwitterSupport)

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#LastYearToday

Spot on year-ago-me

#NostalgicNuggs

Middle school ☾𐂂

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Middle school ☾𐂂

Side note: yes, I just introduced punctuation to textese. U'R welcome.

When U realize: if the watch complication U added tracks steps, U'R gonna look at UR f$&kin' steps; and, if U'R gonna look at UR f$&kin' steps, why TF did U not think to put UR watch back on before twirling about towel-surf mopping the room apres une piddle de Murphy?

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#LastYearToday

And here's the spaghetti thread elucidating said inspiration:

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Guess I was wrong, I wasn't through with woke Twitter's Afghanistan reaction. Here's the first appearance of the art y'all inspired:

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The f$&kers inside my television set seem fixated on polling data. Without capturing the associated reality bubble data, I find these polls kinda useless. I've assembled six questions that, should these little sh$ts conducting these polls add them, would append this additional demographic.

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High school ☾𐂂

Wait, in Japan, do y'all make videos of your dogs and cats where it sounds like they're saying "I love you" in Japanese?

Y'all wanna know how good the shit is @bjnovak been writin'? I got #Vengeance paused at 45:30. Y'all catch up with me and check how profound the words are been coming out of @aplusk's mouth. Profound, I'm tellin' ya … oughta Ashton Kutcher's mouth.

Interaction Expectations

Met:

He was a good friend of mine

Unmet:

Fuzzy-Wuzzy had no hair

Where ever he laid his hat was his home

He drove so goddamn fast

When the punch you just landed to the right side of your face reminds you that the direction and angle one assumes when pulling becomes infinitely more significant should your grip happen to slip.

Nope, #Prop27 would turn any laptop or device into an instrument with which one may choose to gamble. It takes an individual to turn it into a gambling device. #BeBetter logic-based argument.

The collected posts from last Tuesday morning sparked by catching @mattklewis' segment on #MorningJoe. Each begins with the word "because" and answers, in part, the question "why are we divided?"

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What if carrying a pregnancy to term was against my religion?

Deleting and redrafting is a pain in the ass when multi-platform cross-posting. I'll stick Jerry and Fuzzy-Wuzzy up again later if they don't make it over (to make it more confusing, they ended up double posted on the Micro.blog timeline ☆ｏ(＞＜；)○).

If there's not a word for specifying television and film akin to literature (i.e. I could write an English paper … or, y'all could discuss at book club) to genretively (it's a make up a word kinda morning) distinguish these works from the rest of the riff-raff, there oughta be.

Papa was a _______ _____




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Jerry was a ____ ___ ______




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