When you're picking up some of those kids Kota's been dropping off in the woods and you're like: "Wow, the tactile characteristics of this icy excrement through the thin compostable plastic, it feels almost like it's making contact with bare skin." Then, you're like: "Goddammit."

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Playing around with YouTube Shorts editor:

Now if only TikTok and YouTube would let me upload from albums instead of forcing me to forever scroll my list of recent videos.

Exhibit A in the case of why Twitter blows (and those TikTokkers were listening to some French accordion swing on account of copyright shenanigans):

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The video for which music licensing has been a bitch:

Once again, #Mastodon, this is why you can't have nice things. Are these limitations baked into the code or might a different server be more accommodating?

TikTok removed music I fucking licensed through Adobe Stock. Seriously, fuck social media.

Okay, science types, when Kota just stepped on (and lunged off of) my throat, why did it hurt all collapsish and, then, a few minutes later had degraded into just a bit sore-throatish? Did something get mushed out of place to slowly return or are the oh-shit signals dissipating?

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I always forget about my nuts.

Got a response from Twitter about my Musk era appeal. This here is grounds for the building of a class action lawsuit, were I still giving fucks (reminder, my grievous offence was calling Trump a pansy).

Kota vs Moondeer №1 #bully #dog #doglove #cutedog #critters #happy

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRqMeL...

When the time it takes you to hit a large bucket of balls at the driving range has doubled because 80% of your drives spend 5+ seconds in the air and you've your eyes peeled trying to spot whether they've hit the back net (or upon which side of the back net they've landed).

Way to remind me that I don't have five friends, f$&kers.

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I kinda wanna take all those size M shirts and repurpose them into the fabrication of a Kota-proof suit.

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