Been awhile since the meaning of a word I oughta remember surprised me.

Bringing back out our favorite South Carolina token holding his South Carolina token, seeing as he wants to stay relevant.

Bless your hearts. Honestly… I hadn’t realized the world was this fucking stupid.

When you have to explain your cleverness.

I mean… here comes two cents worth of priceless to be layed face down upon the pavement and passively dismissed by disinterested eyes … 2024 shall see the first US election since I became voter eligible (1996) to boast the following characteristics:

• Being politically misinformed is tantamount to voting against your own interests (historically one may have been misinformed with their vote unimpacted… the dual reality inversion breaks this).
• Being politically uninformed leaves you vulnerable (as it has always done) to gut-voting against your own interests.

where voting against one’s own interests carries the following characteristics, itself, for the first time since I became voter eligible:

• Successfully voting against your own interests will make your life noticeably worse short term.
• Successfully voting against your own interests will fuck your legacy up long term, forcing your children’s generation to redirect their efforts away from progress into national trauma recovery.
• Successfully voting against your own interests could feasibly contribute to constitutional collapse and uncivil war.

If time isn’t linear, how TF do video shuttles work?

If Siri knows when I stand up, she oughta be able to remind me to do shit the next time I get up to go somewhere. Just sayin’.

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In case anyone is wondering why we’ll be partially shutting down our government at midnight (most f$&king likely). I touched on this shit a couple of years ago.

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If your high octane (and spontaneously batshit) pooch, upon your approach, looks up at you with eyes that say, “Oh, shit… don’t engage. I’m sure he’s harmless; but, that is just too much energy.”, you might be #ADHD.

How far I got in embarrassingly offering up a free watch face consisting of a 24 image art carousel while I was playing around with sharing before platform limitations thankfully cut the process short (I’d just made one capturing sixteen frames of one of my animations).

If there is a point to resolutions such as these, fuck if I know what that point is.

Quagmire

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Gen X had skinheads screaming for racial tolerance, bitches. Just sayin’.

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There’s a refrain that President Biden uses a lot in his speeches. He’s certainly on the right side of democracy; but, he keeps on saying that democracy is succeeding and authoritarianism is failing around the world. It’s actually not really true. - Velshi

‘Preciate @velshi making one of my points for me this morning.

Would that I were able to deliver my points to him directly. Seems to be the only m0therf$&ker I can stomach watching because he gets so f$&king close all on his own and burns down bandwagons sans hesitation.

Misdirected hostility moves the world

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…Feed my eyes now you’ve sewn them shut

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Where might the world be now had they been three wise women?