Think I'll shake up my Twitter promotions with some soft balls (guess we'll see if Jack will allow as much given my perma-sensitive-content-status). Dropping some isolated image posts for campaign inclusion.

In recognition of being exactly where I said last February, were we not to leave behind both politics-as-usual and norms-and-precedents while pivoting to proceed up a path towards progress whose very existence continues to this day to elude all those presuming to lead us there.

How the f$&k does one turn a technical guide into creative non-fiction? Kinda like…

I am not so sure y’all are ready for this my friends … but we must press on … and you must endure. We turn now to a table with so many nests birders be jostling for position nearby. Its name? [TwitterOG].

As we enter the table’s territory and proceed towards our target, nested tables shall envelop us entirely. The first we’ll encounter calls itself [TwitterOG.Video]. Make not eye contact … and keep a steady pace.

As soon as we’re free of that nerve-racking nest, we’re immediately (points for redundancy) met with another … [TwitterOG.Audio]. Footfall nigh unnoticeable … this is what we aim for now … silently skirting around nest’s edge.

We’re halfway, now. Two nests behind us. Before us? Another nest. This one we must enter, for our target lay at its very heart. One foot follows the other. We pass a threshold. We’re inside now … inside [TwitterOG.Twitter].

Turns out if the walkthrough of your plugin you're composing grows long enough … it turns into creative non-fiction, @JohnPhilpin

Every single tweet from my account that includes a link, an image, or a video is now sporting one of these (that's not an algorithm Jack … that's grounds for a lawsuit being handed to someone with literally nothing better to do).

Comcast … this is ridiculous.

And also … Comcast … can I please have my Internet (or at the very least the f$&kin' cable)? Apple still hasn't figured out that I would want to f$&king airplay from a device sporting a cellular connection to a GD Apple TV during a cable outage.

.@manton … so I'm curious about what I can only assume are webmentions suddenly being sent via reply tweet today (the same day all my tweets got warnings slapped on them so something in the API must have shifted) and whether I oughta try displaying them (I only see notifications … not found in mentions).

Because f$&k bungee shoe laces and f$&k bows.

F$&king meta, Jack … y'all are gonna start running out of warning labels if you don't ease up just a f$&kin' smidge. ☉ ‿ ⚆

And … yes … Jack literally stuck a warning label on tweet that consisted of nothing but a warning label.

While I'm waiting to find out if you're gonna slap a warning on your warning, let's keep building

Here we go, I'll start sloppily stitching them together for you Jack. Let's pick it up from here:

The top of the one before last

Running out of real estate

Okay, the cross-posting is taking too long … but I will get to the bottom of that hole … eventually there won't be enough pixels to make anything out and we'll find out if it's me that comes with the warning label.

*in-my-best-@neiltyson-voice*

Deeper, deeper, deeper still