Thing two: an open source protocol we can all f$&king agree upon for cross-posting to social media platforms (polls, images, audio, video, oh my … it's the GD same everywhere) … RSS updated for the age of social media.
Thing one: a f$&king open source protocol we can all f$&king agree upon for populating streamed content aggregating applications (i.e. Apple TV and whatever TF else y'all use) … TV Guide Channel for the f$&king age of digital streaming services.
Two things we oughta f$&king have by now (broken up into the two forthcoming posts … courtesy of f$&king Jack
┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ ).Reminder, the guy nearest to reflecting my perspective to date followed by the essay he will never read ('cause Twitter is useless that way).
@brianklaas
When, having tired of all the GD deformaties in the protective coating you slapped on that e-pipe you made (on account of all the drops), you take it back down to the wood, determined to enjoy the time you have left together while pretending you'll never ever drop it again.
A rant worth revisiting (though the magnitude of the content on this matter now trapped inside my head would require the unwritten entity morph into a book-sized body).
BTW, @WhoUnfollowApp, the new year bonked your math.
What I would give for Sublime Text on my iPad.
When you're sitting on the answer to the most important question @SRuhle could have asked @JakeSherman … but those little f$&kers are non-interactive so they'd never see it.
Bonus round: when you're entering year two of this being the general g0dd@mn case.
Just found this, @manton, and diggin' it.
Hugo … your choice of which f$&king end oughta catch the ellipses could not possibly render your debug output more f$&king useless. Thanks, bro.
Side note regarding that previous post, would the use of "wet dream" be a bit much these days? Probably like the one emphasizer that ought to remain exiled.
Time to add the fauxfanity back into this one. I made the mistake of cleaning sh$t up last year during that three week stretch I took a stab at submissions. It just doesn't read the same without the emphasizers.
.@FeversOf, my submission process experience last year left a bad taste in my mouth. That said, I am never seeking compensation … so do feel free to peruse the best of me (found in the perspectives, gallery, and poetry pages) and use anything you like. moondeer.blog
It's funny. A scholarly type finally hits near enough the mark I was gonna DM them my essay … and they have that sh$t shut down. Seriously … social media can f$&k right off. What, other than meme addiction and national destabilization, is it good for?
#SleepyHead
The backbone of your argument this morning on #Velshi, @brianklaas. If I didn't know better, I could almost think you'd read it. Congrats on being the nearest to date to grasp it organically.
*sound on*
Hey, Siri … who won the Orange Bowl?
Whether or not #DontLookUp is aware, the movie thematically reduces down to an allegory for the bifurcated information ecosystem … and I dig it for that.
#BottomsUp
When grooming the ungroomable dog:
- You won't finish in one sitting.
- You'll need a reliable containment method.
- Containing the clippings won't be possible.
- The final length of the cut really won't be up to you.
- You won't finish in one sitting.
12 months squandered … got about 6 remaining before there aren't grains of sand left to make an impact come November.
FFS Apple Health … give it a sec
Calling a timeout … telling your squad to f$&koff with the Gatorade bath … there's f$&king work left to do yet … this is the mold of a championship coach.
Jason Cardwell
Creative nonfiction, art, poetry, apps, philosophy, music, wood work, knots, political culture critiques … some of the things I make.