.@manton it would be great to have a toggle that allowed us to switch the inclusion of the --minify flag on and off for the Hugo build of our sites. I am borderline OCD about whitespace in the generated HTML (which is a pain in the ass to format consistently).

Breaking news of censureship is not of the major order, @TiffanyDCross.

Change my mind.

Side note: my excursion into using Procreate to digitally paint my arguments is time stamped by the essay art.

Pre-Procreate art consisted of iPhoneography (Brushstroke):

The signed art was painted in Procreate:

#StationEleven is slow but absolutely f$&king brilliant.

You seem very nice Patrick … but it's a hard-f$&kin'-pass all the same.

Reminder: if you're reading this … and I brought you here with a cute a$$ puppy portrait … I believe everyone has the right to form their own opinion … but don't let yourself be caught off guard by the way I form mine:

Our politicians, strategists, and activists are failing to meet this moment … not because they lack the will to respond to what history has asked of their generation … but because, with anticipatory exuberance, they’ve rushed their answers without listening to the question. — ☾𐂂

A day later and I'm still pleased with myself. I think I may have stumbled upon the first content nominee for the yard sign idea I've kept on the back burner (the revised quote coming in the next post … found something for ya Jack ┌П┐(ಠ_ಠ)).

You read mine and I'll read yours @ValerieJarrett. My attention (as well as any prospective donation) is contingent upon reciprocity and, at the very least, a familiarity with the perspective lens through which I view our world (and the War of the Bubbles being waged within it).

'Bout to find out if I just wasted six hours or so because I managed to f$&king forget that using HTML comment syntax (containing zero Hugo code) inside of Hugo templates leads to silent f$&king failures where page generation is concerned.

Stop polling … start problem solving and pushing educational outreach. F$&king do it already … for the sake of this dead horse y'all have had me beating for more than a year now.

.@chrisncakes1 You had me with that little factoid indicating that you happen to be in possession of a pliable worldview. Maintaining one of those is for next tier individuals (like Thomas Payne).

Our politicians, political strategists, and political activists are failing to meet this moment … not because they're unwilling to do that which was asked of them … but because in anticipatory exuberance, they've rushed their answers without listening to the question.

Cabal … drinking up babies … immortality

and y'all think what was missing was a two minute rosy outlook delivered by Tom Hanks (who I'm pretty sure they think is chugging them babies).

When mommy has Mariah Carey's Cookies delivered just cause daddy ate your last two cookies and you really wanted some.

When daddy ate your last two cookies and you ain't havin' it (sound on).

Your friendly reminder that blocking is for pu$$ies.

The problem with loving a cute AF little old lady … is you can never love on them without freakin' them TF out.

Updated plugin-conversation (aside from the README) to utilize Sass style parameters and statically fetched JSON feeds. These two comments happen to be reply tweets bounced over by Brid.gy:

Sorry Gemma ヽ(￣ω￣(。。 )ゝ … per the tail end of this post … I am not the droid that your clients are looking for |=-(¤)-=|

The television set has me thinking of another essay I oughta write this morning: On the Misdiagnosis of Maladaptive Messaging

.@manton Also be helpful to do something about this (I can't even discern anything noticeable this time).

I suppose at some point I oughta explain my fauxfanity theory and how the use of fauxfanity expands the specificity with which emotion may be transferred through written language media.

Well … some bluetooth device in my living room has decided to start behaving like an a$$hole. For the last twelve hours, every time I'd turn the TV off, that little f$&ker would turn it right back on … right up until I stumbled upon this setting.