When you play will-the-rest-of-the-can-fit-in-the-glass roulette and you win.

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The one that comes at the American media establishment all ୧༼ಠ益ಠ╭∩╮༽

When life gives you lemons … and … honestly … you haven't ever found lemonade to be all that thrilling.

Bee tee dubs, it still kills me … having to disown Herschel.

This probably helps a little:

Ok … whatever … so I want to replace my waft/weft diagram with some proper art … now I'm kinda set on working Jacquard loom reference into the rewrite. F$&ker created a format for interesting bit I/O after all.

Well, @DomainJulian, I grabbed a pastels brushset to play with for the last three pieces I needed for the rewrite of my dragon essay. Now I just need to rewrite the thing and then figure out into what print media format Imma shove the four essays (with 60+ digital art pieces).

In case anyone is curious about how much resolution gimping is being done by all these platforms to which all this digital art is being uploaded. Here's what zooming all the way in within the Photos app on my iPad looks like:

Disengaged

I see the pundits have us humming along that track I spent last year trying to convince them to avoid (they don't read). Fingers-f$&king-crossed I'm wrong … and also that the coming train wreck shakes some f$&kers off the impotent act of tossing precedents at the unprecedented.

Watching the Cawthorne race won't tell you jackshit about Trump's hold on the party.

There is no head on this particular snake. Wish y'all Beltway f$&kers got this much, at least. The f$&king machine is autonomous.

Not to ruffle feathers … but … say I decided to give you experimental without any pushback … that which we're injecting ourselves with would still fit the definition for a vaccine.

Would you be happier if we called it an experimental vaccine? And, how long must we experiment?

Still have the angle of that switch to fix and a lot of color balancing to do … but the f$&king dash is finally in place.

You're gonna need to start merging them bubbles, @MsLaToshaBrown, before any approach involving direct action will have a hope in hell of moving the needle fixed by our bifurcated reality.

Could have f$&kin' sworn that movie was called The Last Electric Dragon.

I wonder if any of the Romance languages will ever evolve to become non-binary.

What has two thumbs, big ideas as to just what the fuck has gone wrong on a global scale, and zero fucking reach?

Save @AliVelshi

Nice to see @iamjohnoliver is still killing it while the rest of y'all so called journalists are still punting your way down the field of what appears to be a dying medium.

.@caitlincmcgee still diggin' y'all's #HomeEconomics

Two minutes and six seconds into season two of #Woke … witness the perfect moment.

When watching a village listen to the contents of a glass record passed down by a father, through millennia, to his recently unpetrified son chokes you up.

When you're repeatedly digging down deep into the very bowels of your wardrobe because with each successful scavenge you may laud the arrival of another laundryless day.

Raw finger tip … raw pencil tip … buh-bye PaperFeel screen protector.

By the way, @elonmusk, if the @realDonaldTrump account has its suspension lifted before the @moondeer account (permanently suspended for comparing the little f$&ker to a delicate flower after he walked out of his Stahl interview), expect the class action gathering to begin.