Reminder, none of the age-restricted tweets I've been digging up from last year actually contain sensitive content.

Soon as I figure out where these #January6thCommitteeHearings fit in my worldview, Imma let y'all know. Feel free to share with me how they fit in y'all's.

The kind of email I still ignore 'cause I feel my illustrated essays are more significant (and that eventually y'all will read them).

Donezo

Don't give up so quick on that last one. Nothing is obfuscated. The callback humor is so bad that it makes you throw up a little on the base if your tongue. It's the proclaiming of comedic talent followed immediately by the demonstratively unfunny that made my mind softly giggle.

Don't look to hard at that last one. Would have a been a great spot for some humorous obfuscation; but, I didn't stick any in there. My heart wasn't in it.

I frequently catch myself thinking I could be a comedy writer, but that my heart wouldn't be in it.

Okay … whatever … hopefully my tuck and trim game was stronger this time around.

Halfway there, more or less.

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Am I the only one still waiting to learn something new from the #January6thCommitteeHearings?

I may have half the watch band puzzle figured, if the tighten➠cut➠tuck goes a'ight.

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Working out—Trying to smack the bejesus out of a golf ball with a seven iron—Working out

I've identified a sporadically recurring anxiety I've experienced since deciding to print a book: believing in that which lay in my head so strongly that I fear the freak accident capable of removing me before its release (in which case someone scower my devices and accounts).

Turns out I had a lot more to say last year when I felt my tweets were being viewed. Been a lot more relaxed, however, since I stopped looking at the timeline and slapping reply tweets everywhere folks were f$&king up.

Dammit … I hope I flip back into writing mode soon (I've slipped into knotting mode to make an Apple watch band). Watching the hearings keeps reminding me just how much needs spelling out before the nation's existential crisis reaches its critical phase.

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