Y'all, just trying to share that last post with her got weird.

Walk back in from a bathroom break, offering her a box of tissues (for her issues) … another for the list of things I thought to do that'd be funny as hell, but I thought just as easily might show me to the curb.

#StagingAPhotoOp #TakeTwo

#Social media grouping by last timeline check

Days: Micro.blog (random, I was looking at the pic I just posted and something caught my eye)

Months: Twitter, Mastodon

F$&kifiknow: Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr

Note: attention still available via mention

#StagingAPhotoOp

#PrayForPeace #AlsoStopKillingEachOther

Totally in danger of being on time this morning.

FFS, stop talking about carving out the filibuster. The filibuster ≡ minority rule. It's only purpose is to prevent a majority from carrying out the will of the people within a senate already f$&ked by the fact that 18% of our population holds 52% of the representation.

I just realized that I'm the f$&king guy that doesn't draw a bottle of Heinz ketchup because f$&k your expectations.

凸(｀⌒´メ)凸

Apologies in advance…

Were we to fashion a formula for calculating snot rocket velocity, I wonder what magnitude the variable representing nose hair would hold.

#BathInducedBatShit

Murphy's post-bath mode under her current dementia configuration. Gots to keep her space minimal or she'll run 'til she passes out.

Seeing a lot of giant-ass pushcarts ridden by large-ass kiddos, as though they were the f$&kin' golden child, being passed off as strollers. My mom had my two-year-old ass on a f$&king leash.

My contribution upon, Jenn's request, a couple days ago for a social media thread, the kind for which y'all actually have an appetite (keep it going if you must):

Fell asleep at the beach in my Violent Femmes t-shirt and woke up with a blister in the sun.

When you're nearly finished tightening what you hope will be the last GD watch band your brain forces you to manufacture.

Listen … morning shows … kinda feels like there oughta be stuff out there in the middle ground, between violent f$&king insurrection and the g0dd@mn fall of Choco Taco. Find it … start showing it to me … or my morning goto officially becomes MTV's Ridiculousness.

When you're listening to them peel off the first layer of the onion on #MorningJoe and they sound like they think they struck the core.

cc @JonLemire

Star Wars themed lyrical fart (to the tune of whatever was playing during the credits of episode five of #DarkWinds):

Heyyyyyyyyy
Hey where's that cat?
I say where's that cat at?
I said where's that cat in the at-at?

So sick of hearing y'all talk about the big lie when the f$&king problem is all the little ones that cultivated a dual f$&king reality.

There is something about the moment in the #Westworld intro where the player piano takes over for the artificial life form that had been playing it up to that point.

When you dick around for another two weeks to compose a beefier kevlar band.

#LastYearToday

#LastYearYesterday

#LastYearToday

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