Let's take one of my common patterns in the other direction: if you’re reading this … and I brought you here with a cute a$$ puppy portrait … don't miss the monster post with 60-some cute AF media assets:
Wanna generate the illusion of being capable of working in a bipartisan manner ahead of this year's elections? Let Biden have his little win when it comes to replacing number three in a six to three court.
.@harrisonjaime … if you're curious why TF this is happening start here (reading thoroughly):
and end here (following links and reading thoroughly:
I sure-as-sh$t hope you end this story with how those f$&king iguanacicles thaw out and walk it off.
Okay … no more kars for kids until they stop pushing that little travesty and give us some f$&king kids that are actually playing their instruments.
My god … @SRuhle, @JakeSherman … apparently y'all still haven't read the memo:
Perhaps I was too quick to dismiss using Disqus on my site. Sure … I never received a single comment while I had the comment section displayed … but since removing it I've racked up seven comments … and apparently I've been missing out on casual sex with no strings attached.
Ok, how many of y'all read this in grade school?
Ok … how many of y'all read this in grade school and had to write an essay?
Ok² … but how many of y'all read this in grade school, wrote an essay, and the thesis of that essay was that the ends … in fact … do justify the means?
.@fobbio_bw Not sure if you've been keeping up (I consider the American Upside Down, American Anti-vaxxer, and Obstructionist Agenda the three must reads) … but I'm about to jump into finishing the story (The 19%ers being the guiding light out of the darkness).
Time to wrap up all this coding sh$te and get back to sociophilosophy.
cc @DomainJulian @medanthro @GrantNoland
Well … there are gonna be six Georgia Bulldogs in the #SuperBowl. Split three a side … I can no longer use the dawg count to pick a team to root for.
Do you root for the team down the street … or for the team playing the most Georgia Bulldogs?
When you say "order up" every time you stick fresh apples out for the squirrels 'cause you keep hoping the squirrels are gonna catch on one day and it'll end up being the cutest f$&kin' thing ever.
.@manton How did the Micro.blog @ulyssesapp integration come about? The sooner they learn that they oughta export the exact same labeled code fence when publishing as they do when exporting Markdown the better (seeing as that's all you need to trigger syntax highlighting).
How much longer … y'all think … before perusing my Twitter timeline doesn't immediately turn into a for-me-to-poop-on moment?
cc @DomainJulian
PS: AI is cool
#Spotify will burn over this one. If you have shares … sell those m0therf$&kers. Choosing an Earth Two cash cow is the dumbest f$&king thing they could have chosen to do. Seriously … who … the f$&k … really needs Spotify?
Just realized this is the first time the Bulldogs jersey isn't getting a wash between seasons.
#Peacock needs to get their 10sec skip action together on Apple TV. Holler if y'all need help. I'm available and work for free.
Side note: I tried to get the VHS footage of the band I was in playing at the Pterodactyl … I even had the balls back then to put the bass aside and grab the mic to sing Waiting Room by Fugazi … but my mom was all, "who knows where those tapes are now."
Something in the secret sauce of #Peacemaker has it working like 10 fold better than it has any right to be.
Y'all are starting to kick some a$$. Used to be weeks where that average visit duration (aka the only way I know anyone is actually reading what I write) was rounding to zero.
When you link to raw GitHub repository content in a post because you can't get a non-degraded version of a video file uploaded to your Micro.blog site.
Sooo @WhoUnfollowApp … I just discovered how easy it has become to translate highlighted text. How cool would it be to have text-selectable bios so foreign language profiles could be translated on the spot?
"Persistence without insight will lead to the same outcome" — whoever TF the nice Mandalorian lady is explaining to all-of-the-f$&king-left the GD hitch in their f$&kin' stratagem.
