67 pieces of digital art…
34,149 characters (before the rewrite which shall grow this tally) that shall not a light read make…

Y'all tell me what can print job I am looking for.

With retrospective glance upon the last 300-some days, of course, were I to finally find a niche that both satisfied and at which I would excel … of course it would be genre-defying … which is like success-kryptonite for the self-structuring #ADHD individual.

Oh, Carrot … you had me at "making weather my bitch."

No? Open genocide not your thing? Wanna shore up minority rule over your populace ahead of a demographical shift towards a minority majority?

A third of the population fervently contending the last election was stolen with the next just around the corner, how's that sound?

What might end-to-end control over a fully fabricated reality do for you?

Glad you asked. Once rolled out and matured (normalized), you'll enjoy such amenities as the approval of 58% of your populace with regard to the genocide of the neighboring population of your choice…

Not f$&kin' almost … @jdbalart. The hesitation is a clue that the word doesn't belong in the sentence.

The fight has not been for the soul of America … it has been for the very reality within which that soul shall dwell.

If you're reading this and English is a second language (or your first as it happens), feel free at any point to ask me what the f$&k I'm talking about.

I employ unbounded expression. I'll write words into existence and the MLA Handbook can f$&k right off.

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Two things can be true.
🄐 A handful of GOP Judiciary Committee members are racist as f$&k.
⑵ This same handful would be behaving the exact same way were the nominee a white man.

.@JDMorgan deserves an Emmy … just thought y'all should know.

.@WhoUnfollowApp, I just realized another use case for brief, per account notes would be for remembering which accounts I've followed back out of interest and which were followed back on account of the peer pressure applied by all these ridiculous lists.

Time to let @aixtc1 out of purgatory already, Jack. I'm exclusively mutual. I check @WhoUnfollowApp each day to ensure as much and that little one has been slowly driving me nuts since March 9th.

New rule: no more vehemently claiming that nuking the filibuster would be the end of an institution without disclosing that the institution in peril is our minority rule democracy.

Kinda funny that were I not using @WhoUnfollowApp … I wouldn't have known he'd blocked me … like … ever. Seems like at the very least … y'all's criteria for blocking oughta include that the account on the other end remembers your existence from time to time.

Y'all are so f$&king weird. The only thing I've ever said to this guy was that I attended Kennesaw State University for a year (where he presumably is a professor).

In case anyone is curious about what makes @LindseyGrahamSC extraordinarily buffoonish, he is one of the handful of @GOP members that operate under the misconception that a foot may be held inside each of our dual realities, eating the proverbially-owned cake.

When you're listening to a Senator leading a Judge (successfully) to back away from her (assumed) position that people shouldn't be detained indefinitely without trial by the government of the United States. Kudos all around.

Watching @LindseyGrahamSC stumble through his politcally theatrical performance this morning reminds me of what I was gonna do to him before I realized that y'all weren't readers and blue checks were one-way mirrors:

Feels like the impulse control needed to keep myself from over smudging the digital paint is a carbon copy of that which is needed to keep myself from over-tightening screws. My head is all "Stop! Leave it! Leeeaavve it…" while my hand is all "just a smidge more torque." #ADHD

Nearest I've come to pulling out my bass in ages.

Y'all taking your seats inside the political theater expecting to be engaged in good faith, @jdbalart. @TBrownNagin, actual merit is irrelevant beneath a dual reality democracy. Watch with this in mind:

Wanna generate the illusion of being capable of working in a …

Wanna generate the illusion of being capable of working in a bipartisan manner ahead of this year's elections? Let Biden have his little win when it comes to replacing number three in a six to three …

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All this war crime discussion … invading a f$&king nation without provocation or providence thus kick starting the world's third great war is a f$&king war crime.

Episode (or page) 116 … I mean … #BlackClover has just been wicked good … and the English dub voice acting has been superb.

The obvious sauce is killing me this morning, Jonathan Capehart.