If you don't want arbitrary cutoffs, @jelani9, you'll need to go in both directions … include the indigenous decedents of genocide and forced assimilation. You cannot correct a people's history of the United States with a single piece of legislation.
Side note: it never even occurred to me that the slap would become a racial issue. One of the perks of not reading my timeline, I suppose. Perhaps progress and social media are incompatible.
Wait, @YNB, am I the only white guy unaffected by the slap? My snap analysis lacked comparison with family Spades tournament tension. I assumed he'd been trained at some point on how to pull off a pleasing slap.
The deciding factor: did Chris know about Jada's condition?
In case anyone needs to hear this, there is no good faith negotiating regarding a bad faith genocidal invasion.
If you unfollowed me in the last 24 hours there is a 41% chance that you just had your account suspended. The kind of thing I pick up from @WhoUnfollowApp.
When in an impromptu, imaginary conversation you're asked how Murphy is doing and it reminds you of the New Kids on the Block song from 5th grade that, to your chagrin, you'd liked enough to preserve to cassette, courtesy of Power 99, to live beside Sweet Child o' Mine.
When the song you're listening to skips … you realize that digital streams don't skip … and then it dawns on you that it was your brain that f$&kin' skipped.
To deliver a message … this is the only reason I keep forking over dough for Twitter promotions. Y'all are tricky … but consistent:
Where I'm at (and why @AllenLEllison fell off my radar sometime last year):
Reminder to all my little shit post buddies: I highly recommend a deep dive of my blog before jumping into a battle of wits. Post existential crisis I've been left with no more sh$ts 2 give, no goats for you 2 get, and I was kinda built 4 making fools (I just don't enjoy it).
When you spend a good five minutes constructing a serenade for Murphy in your mind regarding whether she'll do a chicken, salmon, and carrot stew… or shall she require procurement of the one that swaps salmon for peas.
When you've just wasted an hour of your day because apparently you still need a decontamination shower and a f$&king clean room to stick a piece of film to your iPad screen without dust-particle-induced bubbles.
Per the Sharpie scribblings (before hashtags were a f$&kin' thing) upon the wall of a bathroom stall inside Sprayberry High School (located in lovely Marietta, Georgia; home of the Yellow Jackets; and nestled deeply behind Mason's and Dixon's demarcating line): #MyDixieWrecked
Were I ever to start up my own newspaper, I think I'd call it The Morning Deuce … which I guess would be totally in character for the guy that once tried talking Jenn into calling her Equine Veterinary Practice Hoof-Hearted.
#HomicidalFungi
Genocidal dictators should remain in power, despite committing … well … genocide.
Go ahead and flesh out this side of the argument…
Or go ahead and STFU about any f$&king ad libs upon which you have recently become fixated.
K thx.
Sincerely,
☾𐂂Tours and activities at the Capitol have resumed. If you're visiting DC, don't forget to pick up a brochure.
Close … but no cigar @HeidiHeitkamp. Their problem's not recognizing the implications of a bifurcated information ecosystem and adapting strategery to focus on the merging of bubbles for the restoration of a common reality.
https://moondeer.blog/2021/09/26/notes-on-the.htmlDo Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? … and if you didn't know … now you know.
Four episodes in … and Winning Time: The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty is on point.
Okay … now my brain (against my wishes) is totally trying to pump out more four line stanzas to follow that last one in order to compose a longer poem titled Why the F$&k?.
Gave this little fart some symmetry and carved out that Poetic Fart category:
Reminder for miss @mayawiley:
Spend some time here to find out why:
And I need a new category for poetic farts
Why do moths come out at night
So fixated upon the light
If what they truly seek is bright
Then why the f$&k come out at night