#WonkersOfTheWorldUnite

10 points to whoever can enlighten me as to why the inside of my head is all "baby 'cause Imma thug … blah, blah; blah,blah … 'ca 'ca 'cause Imma thug."

Bee tee dubs, there's a reason humanity grabs the popcorn and smiles at the sight of John Wick dropping the population of a small village but turns away when it's curtains for Old Yeller.

Halfway through episode three … y'all best not f$&k with #OldMan's dogs. I want both those sweethearts up on the bed come series finale. Just sayin'.

When she goes from a-bit-much to a-bit-f$&kin'-much.

Halfway through #OnePiece, make my day, tell me Luffy and the Snake Princess end up together.

So, @jessicaporter, just my perspective worldview; warnings of y'all's misdiagnosis of our underlying, devolutionary extinction problem 'cause y'all Einstellunged AF; & solutions 4 said unprecedented challenge at which your mechanized minds can't stop chucking norms & precedents.

Since they be all Trump, Trump, Trump this morning on #MorningJoe:

The fuck you would, @POTUS. Prove me wrong.

While I'm at it, hands down the best acoustic album by a grunge band. I was a high school freshman (and, yes … I was sporting corduroy pants, Doc Marten's, and some unbuttoned long sleeve flannel plaid).

Hands down the best acoustic set performed by a hair band. I was in sixth or seventh grade.

Why is the supposed traffic violation still unspecified and not shown in the released video footage? If there is a perfectly reasonable explanation, how's about we f$&king have it in the coverage? If there's not, how's about we f$&king point that out in the coverage?

My boy from #TheManWhoFellToEarth deserves one too, while I'm at it.

If I felt like typing, I'd tell y'all that mister Klaus, @RobMSheehan, on #TheUmbrellaAcademy deserves an #Emmy.

When your civil liberties require a super majority, you are living under minority rule. When 142,991,983 voices ring louder than 184,541,791, the people's contract is up for renewal. When the old apparatus can no longer produce, the political machine must be retooled.

There must be a reason that the mind, when it finds itself locked within an auditory environment devoid of anything interesting enough to follow and decode, turns to music and that proverbially sticky song.

It feels like the Stroop effect and the Einstellung are related.

The effective reach for the #January6thCommitteeHearings is composed entirely of folks who already knew (or strongly f$&king felt) Trump organized and perpetrated a failed coup attempt. #ChangeMyMind

#GetBusyLivinOrGetBusyDyinBitches

When the torque you suddenly applied to distance yourself from the advancing traffic, ahead of which you've just turned, whips your head back and impregnates your belly with butterflies … and the petal never neared the metal. #GodBlessTheAllElectricEngine

#TheManWhoFellToEarth

I've already told y'all this series was write-an-English-paper good. Episode nine contains the best game of Russian roulette I've ever seen, and I have it paused before the third question has been asked.

This is the obstructionist agenda in action. Things are progressing as expected since I gave up on our leaders understanding the implications of a dual reality democracy early last year. They fail to grasp the problem with which they must grapple. Our leaders have failed to solve the extinction problem (see Einstellung effect) because their minds are mechanized to employ political messaging, with which no derivable solution exists. The solution requires worldview rehabilitation for victims of reality fabrication in order to assemble a coalition of bubble one constituents with enough mass to overpower America's minority rule infrastructure (and, yes, by voting) in order to swallow up bubble two, ushering in the return of America's shared reality.

cc @pratik @JohnPhilpin

Hey, @DNC, I'll start reading these f$&king emails when you start reading my f$&king replies.