How many years now have we heard "country over party"? How have we not picked up on the fact that such cries indicate the necessity for the forming of a new party for those that would choose country?

Spot on, Carrot

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Y'all love jumping into those tribal drum circle jerks and then purging the record.

I see @TiffanyDCross still be demonstrating that she hasn't laid eyes upon the sketch artist's portrayal of the arsonist goin' 'round lighting all these fires she and her panels like fretting about on Saturday mornings (note: the fretting is warranted).

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Here comes today's round of eat-a-d @TwitterSupport #LastYearToday (and #LastYearYesterday) screenshots (after I get Murphy's nuggets out the oven)…

I suppose these posts pop into busy social media timelines to be noticed infrequently and quite at random. Might I suggest an avatar tap and brief skim upon such occassions. I throw a whole lot of spaghetti. Not all of it sticks to the wall.

No two bones about it. Someone explain.

When the world you live in leads to your uttering, "oh, a pro-life pin. What a dick."

Side note: both uses of "my" in that last post were very nearly "me" and I haven't the foggiest why I slip into ebonics, Shakespearian English, British English, and whatever else I butcher from time to time. I know @StephenFry is partly to blame. As is cultural appropriation.

Bee tee dubs, that last screenshot doesn't do the situation justice. Even this photo is easier to process near the back of my skull (teacher told you why you shouldn't lean back in that chair) than the light bouncing directly between the glass on my wrist and my eyeballs.

How many years, @Apple engineers, have device measurements been illegible on a watch because they're being treated as power toggling units? Get with the f$&king program already or hire me to do it better. I'm down the f$&king street, work for free, and have nought to do.

What are the chances there's no story behind the eyepatch on that character? Now that would be unpredictable. A whole series with a character that wears and eyepatch over a missing eye and the topic never arises. Point me at a writer with the balls (or lady balls) to push that.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a…

Jeremiah was a…

Speaking of participation trophies, when the f$&k did we decide that children learning how to process and subsequently deal with the emotions that spring from feeling excluded was something to avoid (not to mention the drive born of not wanting to be excluded next time)?

Thinking back on middle school. Feels like, maybe, we replaced mosh pits with participation trophies.

The eat-a-d @TwitterSupport portion of today's #LastYearToday finds:

I really don't get the mustache. Why shave everything but the most annoying bit of the beard?

Today's Club speed topping out like it was playing Waco Killeen's #1 Hit Music, 97.5.

And, now, I believe I'm caught up with regard to all the posts I accidentally sent to the test blog.

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A post that appears to document a pullout related, numbnuttery laden exchange.

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It was a litmus test kinda week. A lot of folks were blocking me (which I'll remind you is for pu$$ies when the point of contention is a disagreement rather than harassment. Mute MFers).

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