Wrong again, f$&kers.

Third party tone auditors should totally be a thing, someone possessing zero voice familiarity with the couple captured on audio providing an analytical breakdown of perceived tone modulations by each party along with a generalized vibe assessment.

Close but no cigar, @NickKristof. You are still turning over symptoms. America is still feverish because of the underlying disease:

When you're dictating a text while walking Kota and the conversation with the passing leash-free Collie sporting couple is injected instead of the intended word correction. Shame it failed to pick up the trailing bit of awkwardness: "…afraid he'd maul … or, not maul, but…".

How about a dog training collar attachment that emits a training treat upon recognizing a "good boy/girl" waveform (or one of those stupid clickers). The pain in the ass is preparedness and reaction time.

Okay, where are the MagSafe head mounts so I can capture my walks with Kota sans the trampling of innocents?

How TF is nobody making dog leashes and tie downs out of kevlar?

When you're all, on the one hand, I could totally turn Kota into a TikTok star… but on the other hand you're all, read my illustrated philosociopolitical essays goddammit.

Y'all, Kota is so ridiculous that I have an Amazon package waiting for me on the kitchen table with a table top tripod inside Imma setup on the coffee table aimed at the couch.

So, @Crowdfire, if y'all would just implement posting via Micropub API for those connected other blogs to allow posting to Micro.blog, I may actually be able to use your platform as intended. As is, probably time for me to cancel since I haven't used it for months.

Okay … whatever … I guess I'm now on TikTok.

#BivalentBoostedBitches

Soooo, the team that lost to Michigan is not as good as the team that lost to Kansas State?

TehranianWomen > TheMoralityPolice

#LastYearToday

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New essay idea: On Punting Puppies. Perhaps I'll even take a stab at Swiftian sustained satire à la A Modest Proposal.

Also, facts have not become debatable, for debates are built upon civil discourse and civil discourse requires a shared reality within which common ground may be established. What facts have become is selectable.

Bee tee dubs, it's the bifurcated information ecosystem that pressed pause on the aging out of American racism, pushing back the release date for that true multicultural democracy we're always being promised.

#WorldAidsDay

Patch batch numero deus plus City Hall:

#WorldAidsDay

Patch batch numero uno:

#WorldAidsDay

For some f$&king reason I chose to go with @NBC's chyron f$&k up, reposting todays tribute…

#MissingMurphy

#WorldAidesDay

It would appear that @velshi is non-interactive on #Mastodon as well. Damn shame. Follow lost on account of my one-way-mirror policy.