The mood this morning

Definitely an upgrade with the video cross-posting @manton. This I could leave as is (were I not a completist that knew I could stick the video in direct … but even being that … I felt no rush to do it).

And if your algorithms are suffering 'cause you can't find the help … just say the word. I got nothing better to do than fix your sh$t for free.

I'm so un-invested in putting in the bullsh$t it takes to drive folks towards my content. Perhaps your algorithms could use some work Jack … Mark. Savantish m0therf$&kers aren't into jumpin' through hoops. You end up tipping towards derivative. It ain't a good look.

For a year & a ½ I've felt like my perspective simply wasn't drawing the attention of the right driver to push it forward & lead our nation out of darkness. After sitting here trying to think of who the f$&k that would be, I now worry that driver only exists as a movie construct.

Elephino

Thank you for coming back #WorkInProgress. I forgot about the raw, honest emotion of turbulent life you brought into my home wrapped in laughter.

My new mute is gonna be the useless hashtag warriors. Ask for an explanation … I don't believe there is an interest.

How 'bout them dawgs

(cc @lurkingkingof)

Sh$t y'all … tonight … my dawgs be bringin' a bunch o'

This would only become useful if I could see the individual visit durations … so I could know if folks that had said they had read something left a trace.

When dictation is just a dict

Just do it … f$&kers

19th century puritans can eat a d$ck

Been awhile since I felt like burning it all down again … but here we are.

Our cleaning ladies have gone next level.

But damn if folks don't like the idea of an education … seems like a fairly hot retweet rate for a promoted tweet.

And this 32 second attention span had been paid for … why I keep trying to educate on my own dime, I have no idea.

Okay … maybe sticking essays on my blog is equally as useless.

There's nothing quite as useless as tweeting stuff out directly to my timeline.

So the themes in the new season of #AmericanHorrorStory oughta be considered in someone's undergraduate lit class.

So I guess in two weeks … once my dentist slaps a full gold crown where she slapped the plastic one … technically … I'll be worth something.

Started working on a new animation … so much tougher to stay invested now that I know how long it will take and who few will actually see it.

* In my very best Jeff Foxworthy voice* When simply answering your phone constitutes a win … you just might be #ADHD

So what do we think, which happens first?

⑴ Nathalie follows back per the context of her tweet

or

⒝ My exclusively mutual following list law pops