Wanna unify constituencies beneath a shared f$&king reality? Account for an age without guardrails against bad faith propaganda, an age in which social media supplants print media, all editorial control is lost, access if free … and anonymous.

Want the house of cards to tumble? Unify constituencies beneath a shared f$&king reality. The needle moves not otherwise.

For a hint of how it goes next November:

moondeer.blog/2021/10/0...

For the curious, the draft so far of that walkthrough is sitting on my test blog (I always have to check first whether attempts at syntax highlighted code went to sh$t): moondeer-test.micro.blog/2021/12/1...

Estimated reading time for the plugin walkthrough I'm working on us up to 26 minutes. Thankfully I'm on the last module.

And, by the way, my appeal of this warning consisted of three characters … utilizing two letters … and I still believe it fully captures my objection to this tweet being labeled as sensitive content. Ready? Here it comes…

FFS

Perhaps … Jack … part of the problem may lie in your seeming inability to distinguish between that which has been reported…

and that which has been appealed?

One of these days those street sweepers are just gonna be big f$&kin' roombas.

For f$&ks sake, Chuck Todd (and f$&king eevvveerrrryyyybody else holed up in the Beltway … none of you politics-as-usual f$&kers seem to understand the following point), Biden did not unite a coalition composed of all-of-the-f$&king-left and anti-Trump-conservatives. WE F$&KING… UNITED… OURSELVES… (f$&king rapidly I might add) when we suddenly found ourselves shoulder to shoulder standing upon what once was a solitary plane of reality now under assault from an unfamiliar foe firmly entrenched deep within the belly of a full-on-f$&king-fabricated reality … a reality jockeying for position as we race towards our mergeable moment (as sustaining two fully oppositional realities is a short term affair, one shall surely swallow up the other) … winner take all.

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Think I'll shake up my Twitter promotions with some soft balls (guess we'll see if Jack will allow as much given my perma-sensitive-content-status). Dropping some isolated image posts for campaign inclusion.

In recognition of being exactly where I said last February, were we not to leave behind both politics-as-usual and norms-and-precedents while pivoting to proceed up a path towards progress whose very existence continues to this day to elude all those presuming to lead us there.

How the f$&k does one turn a technical guide into creative non-fiction? Kinda like…

I am not so sure y’all are ready for this my friends … but we must press on … and you must endure. We turn now to a table with so many nests birders be jostling for position nearby. Its name? [TwitterOG].

As we enter the table’s territory and proceed towards our target, nested tables shall envelop us entirely. The first we’ll encounter calls itself [TwitterOG.Video]. Make not eye contact … and keep a steady pace.

As soon as we’re free of that nerve-racking nest, we’re immediately (points for redundancy) met with another … [TwitterOG.Audio]. Footfall nigh unnoticeable … this is what we aim for now … silently skirting around nest’s edge.

We’re halfway, now. Two nests behind us. Before us? Another nest. This one we must enter, for our target lay at its very heart. One foot follows the other. We pass a threshold. We’re inside now … inside [TwitterOG.Twitter].

Turns out if the walkthrough of your plugin you're composing grows long enough … it turns into creative non-fiction, @JohnPhilpin

Every single tweet from my account that includes a link, an image, or a video is now sporting one of these (that's not an algorithm Jack … that's grounds for a lawsuit being handed to someone with literally nothing better to do).

Comcast … this is ridiculous.

And also … Comcast … can I please have my Internet (or at the very least the f$&kin' cable)? Apple still hasn't figured out that I would want to f$&king airplay from a device sporting a cellular connection to a GD Apple TV during a cable outage.

Because f$&k bungee shoe laces and f$&k bows.

F$&king meta, Jack … y'all are gonna start running out of warning labels if you don't ease up just a f$&kin' smidge. ☉ ‿ ⚆

And … yes … Jack literally stuck a warning label on tweet that consisted of nothing but a warning label.

While I'm waiting to find out if you're gonna slap a warning on your warning, let's keep building

Here we go, I'll start sloppily stitching them together for you Jack. Let's pick it up from here: