Wanna baffle second language English speakers? Let 'em in on the fact that the expressions "couldn't give a f$&k" and "could give a f$&k" have identical meanings.

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I mean … bringing on @DaveChappelle is kinda cheating … but y'all finally put a good show together @nbcsnl.

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Y'all keeping talking about control of the Senate as if anything short of sixty seats could actually constitute such in a supermajority democracy.

I wonder how many more years before I can once again find my worldview on television.

These dumb m0therf$&kers think that their messaging froze the needle.

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Waisted Ute

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Y'all seem surprised by the 2022 election results. Perhaps I oughta finish rewriting the essay that explains why I wasn't, why you were, and how cultivating worldview diversity serves to inoculate against shock.

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Y'all love your bellwethers. If you want one for the state of America's dual reality democracy, it's down in Georgia with Warnock and Herschel f$&kin' Walker—a pastor versus the least qualified m0therf$&ker I've ever seen run for office. 49 to 48, too close to call.

Jesus … @Morning_Joe … are we patting ourselves on the backs over a needle I told y'all was frozen in February of 2021? Bifurcated information ecosystem, echo chambers, closed systems, dual reality democracy, yada yada yada.

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The '90's also gave you raves and ecstasy. You're welcome.

I guess my longest drive is officially greater than 250 yards since I just skipped one through the ball collector's back door.

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Anyone have a @redbubble alternative? I haven't even gotten around to bothering with setting shit up yet so the art is discoverable. Not sure I will with 7 works already removed without justification (telling me to read the guidelines doesn't cut it f$&kers).

Two more removed by @redbubble. Perhaps they aren't worth my time after all.

In case anyone is confused, subversion of the 2024 election courtesy of the 2022 installation of bubble two denizens into election overseeing offices in more than half the states does not lead to a Trump occupied White House. It leads to civil war.

I'm old enough to remember when your odds of winning the lottery were worse than your odds of being struck by lightning just the once.