Whoever staged this one, well done you (if Love Actually just popped in your head… jinx)

When your backyard biodiversity is unhinged

There’s a book-sized thing in my head in the genre of mental health collecting assorted introspection and there is a new book-sized thing blooming to explore the dual reality domestic household… but I would never let either of those draw breath without first having woven my dragon.

When y’all missed the turn and then wonder what had happened.

Lest we forget how angry I was with y’all for not pivoting into the leadership role

When, as the victor
You cling to resistor
What you resist
Is governance
Vive la résistance

I think it is time to disconnect analytics. I remain uninterested in working example traffic.

Guess it was a feature. See where leaving that f$&king control center geometry bug until you literally rewrite the control center has pushed me you little f$&kers

Broke you in under 12 hours. GG Apple Devs

If Andy Warhol selectively spliced Basquiat, Wittgenstein, and Henry Rollins together with a tinkering technical writer.

When you bought an old edition of a book because the trailer of a Netflix documentary would suggest it bridges another of your pet theories (like Sagan and the Einstellung Effect) because you wanted the original argument… and someone had the gall to sign their name inside the copy you receive.

The things you forget you say

When you realize that in order for the dog to relax you must relax and in order for you to relax the dog must relax.

I wonder if we’re headed more towards picking our default assistants like we do our default browsers (there is a term that never evolved) or even further device f$&kery and platform-adoption-as-big-data-asset

Murphy had so much color in her life.

There is something discomforting about invisible👣 when you’re alone in your journey.

I’ve found myself leaning frequently on negative proofs to gain mindfulness. Take any anxiety inducing, pending outcome. Picture the outcome that worries you. Imagine the worrisome outcome is actually your greatest desire… how hard will it be to make that shit happen. If it would be hard, why worry.

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High School ☾𐂂

With the thoughts of a militant mind
Hard line, hard line, after hard line

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Middle School ☾𐂂

Black robe and swill
I believe Anita Hill
The judge’ll rot in hell

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Middle School ☾𐂂

You had a chance
You did not try
And now it’s time to watch it die

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College ☾𐂂

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High School ☾𐂂

I actually came off my bass and sang this fucker at one of my band’s concerts.

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High School ☾𐂂

Anger is a gift

I suppose I could stick the clubs back in the trunk of the car and get back to trying to knock the cork out the middle of all those f$&king practice balls.