How much room is left happens to be a function mapping what all remains and how badly it needs to fit inside a particular region of space. You'd think this value was geometrically quantifiable. You'd be wrong.

Wait, try what in a small town? It really isn't all that clear, Aldean… I may be game ¯_(ツ)_/¯

𝔦𝔱'𝔰_𝔞𝔩𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔶 - 𝔦𝔱'𝔰_𝔬𝔫𝔩𝔶 = 𝔭𝔲𝔯𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔢

Wait… just what the everloving f$&k is imperfect about the letter 'X', Elon? Symmetry alone qualifies this letter as perfection. I get the feeling this stupid f$&ker hasn't a soul to challenge his perspective and seed innovation… just an army of yes mirrors.

Way to f$&k up the last ounce of appeal held by Twitter, sorry… X, Elon.

#NostalgicNuggs

Elementary school ☾𐂂

#NostalgicNuggs

Middle school ☾𐂂

#NostalgicNuggs

High school ☾𐂂

#NostalgicNuggs

Elementary school ☾𐂂

Note to my non-driving self: ponder incremental valuation.

#NostalgicNuggs

High school ☾𐂂

Hey kids, always remember to look into the old f$&ker or f$&kers that created the song your awesomesauce band or artist bothered to cover in a studio. You'll almost always find some shit.

#NostalgicNuggs

Middle school ☾𐂂

Democracy dies in darkness

It also dies in the light. The lux value of the overall lighting sitch is f$&king irrelevant.

Without a common reality with discernible truths, there can be no civil discourse.

Without such discourse, common ground lay out of reach.

Democracy dies when that last scrap of land is fractured, when that bifurcating wall rises, inducing tribal isolation, and new mission statements are issued.

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.

Wrong.

Fuck around and find out.

Digging this out again, since my Morning Joe pundits still can't seem to differentiate between there arses and the barrage of holes in the ground.

On Trumpism

Trump was a formula … not a force, a tool … not a tyrant. If your focus remains on that puffy little can of Orange Blush, you are missing the core of the challenge we face in defending our forefathers …

5:38 PM • Aug 29, 2021reading time 3 minutes

#NostalgicNuggs

Elementary school ☾𐂂

It's almost like avoiding your problems doesn't make them go away.

Two Socks is my spirit animal.

#NostalgicNuggs

Middle school ☾𐂂

#NostalgicNuggs

Middle school ☾𐂂

On case anyone wonders where ska came from.

#NostalgicNuggs

High school ☾𐂂

#NostalgicNuggs

Middle school ☾𐂂

I don't know who started the rumor, and, I don't know who needs to hear this (through their eyeballs); but, you can totally polish a turd.

Just sitting here… watching @velshi's segment on bidenomics… wondering how many more years I must wait before all that shit I wrote two years ago slips off point…

On the Obstructionist Agenda