What has four dewclaws, zero thumbs, and their first invite to a CaliK9 Advanced Group Class?

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Okay, I peaked and now I'm kinda excited.

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Why only half of Gaza displaced? The other half is hosting them. They'd all be displaced. Nunyall fuckers will allow them to flee.

Now I've got an Oliveresque fauxmercial in my head. "Struggling to determine whether that thing you just read, or that your buddy just said, is antisemitic? Ask an atheist. With no skin in the game, your local atheist is free to engage the entirety of their faculties to…" yada yada yada

Y'all really are being smacked by every branch falling of that dumbfuck tree. Working out what's antisemitic is tricky, I know. A race… a religion… a nation state with nuclear capabilities and a race-based class system being pushed towards autocracy. Conflating these three is why you fell.

Okay, she got me.

#NostalgicNuggs

Elementary school ☾𐂂

I keep trying to fail up, is that not the default setting? (◎ ◎)ゞ

Hurray. The criticism police are back on Morning Joe. Keep losing those last lingering scraps of respect, fellas.

F$&king relief to hear MSNBC finally getting it right for a brief moment (watching @alivelshi talk to Sari Bashi).

How does one evacuate a city trapped inside a San Jose sized cage, anyway? Kinda like hunkering down at the other end of a passenger car. Kinda feels like you ought to be able to evacuate a place the width of which can be walked in a day. Ask yourself why the fuck that isn't happening. Then answer, without all the bullshit.

I can name that question in eight characters…

So Gaza is smaller than San Jose with a population twice its size. And, it ain't like shit be sparse in the bay.

Also on the lookout for another specialized term for racist similar to antisemitic, but denoting some other ancestry

I suppose my race is Atheist ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Is all the world jails and churches?

#NostalgicNuggs

High school ☾𐂂

Find me another word beginning with anti for which the remainder of said word does not itself form a word.

I'll also accept an educated response as to how a strip of land nine-tenths the size of the city of San Jose pent behind a border barrier they call the Iron Wall is not functionally an internment camp. Saves me the due diligence legwork.

How do we feel about internment camps? Asking for an antisemtic friend.

Joe Scarborough, did you even read the fucking letter? The sensational horseshit coming out your mouth (3hr45min in) has me peacing out bro. I'm not sure we even notice the spark anymore, we light so much fucking gas. I don't think we even mean to. I don't think we even know we are doing it.

Y'all's reaction to this letter captures every scrap of dumbf$&k we've set loose in progressive society. Incorrectly ascribing entirely where partially ought to reside is a common occurrence when speaking from a position of bias. Antisemitism, huh. I am so fucking tired of being an island.

Let's peace meal this Harvard student group letter. We're gonna hunt down the antisemitism. Here's excerpt number one. Stop me when you spot it.

Today’s events did not occur in a vacuum. For the last two decades, millions of Palestinians in Gaza have been forced to live in an open-air prison. Israeli officials promise to “open the gates of hell,” and the massacres in Gaza have already commenced. Palestinians in Gaza have no shelters for refuge and nowhere to escape. In the coming days, Palestinians will be forced to bear the full brunt of Israel’s violence.

When you're fucking with your watch while driving, trying not to crash… because the frustration seeping into the steering wheel while being slapped silly in perfect time to An Ode to No One induced said₁ fucking watch to panic like that little yappy thing that was chasing some similar (yet yapless (and much, much larger in scale)) thing when said₂ similar thing suddenly turnt to jiggle its jowl, causing the ground to shake (at least, it sure as shit felt that way to said₁ little yappy thing)… teasing its siren while working its way through a countdown you must, per the pixel values of your watch's display, figure a way to stop else we're callin' emergency services 'cause we done detected a crash.

#NostalgicNuggs

Middle school ☾𐂂

Love thy neighbor, bitches. Or, did God add that shit to the second edition? This is Israel's 9/11 when we retroactively discover that the native population we've systematically caged (being somewhat less than human, naturally) were secretly behind the assault. Go ahead… justify subjugation…