When she wants to kill herself but she’s scared.

Screenshot stitching for capturing scrollable content and conversations… did I just invent YAFAICGAFA?

I might’ve been cute, humorous or sophisticated but for lack of bandwidth. Instead, I’ll simply tell you, Siri, to be better. This is an accidental-meat-finger-exchange I need like I would a hole in the head… or long COVID with a penchant for neuropyrography.

Mm sawree bowt it buddee but I had ta take abreak
Myfuk kinhead iz writin’ country wisle mydykkit micturates

I will be okay
When what’s locked away today
Can come the fuck out

Christ, y’all poor f$&kers still landing on my blog out of the help center are being lured into reading that shitshow of a bio laid by yesteryear Moondeer.

When you are all “I should just die” and she is all “ yes you should it will make things easier.”

Kaiju No. 8 makes me cry

Reason #422 that I will not be your prototypical client:

Let’s say you’re my gym. You’ve been working with me for quite a while. You haven’t seen me for months (when the bottom drops out you become low priority). I finally decide to come back in today… 25 lbs lighter w/o 6.8% of my fat.

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Holy f$&k, forgot about this one.

Middle School ☾𐂂

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High School ☾𐂂

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High School ☾𐂂

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Middle School ☾𐂂

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The way y’all are losing your minds out here over Chick-fil-a, I am guessing the memo never made it to the Bay Area about their faith-based homophobia (they are closed on Sundays, FFS). You may as well be lining up for a sit down at Cracker Barrel.

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High School ☾𐂂

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Fuckin’ Jeff Buckley

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College ☾𐂂

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The Bag (Continued) - The Drovers

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