When you are the fucking crazy one for assuming this was a mistake and having the goddamn nerve to ask across half the house whether the Mueller Report was within recollection for the patient woman who’d already mentioned the name Mueller, once, pre-move while seeking to secure home insurance.

When she wants to kill herself but she’s scared.

Screenshot stitching for capturing scrollable content and conversations… did I just invent YAFAICGAFA?

I might’ve been cute, humorous or sophisticated but for lack of bandwidth. Instead, I’ll simply tell you, Siri, to be better. This is an accidental-meat-finger-exchange I need like I would a hole in the head… or long COVID with a penchant for neuropyrography.

Mm sawree bowt it buddee but I had ta take abreak
Myfuk kinhead iz writin’ country wisle mydykkit micturates

I will be okay
When what’s locked away today
Can come the fuck out

Christ, y’all poor f$&kers still landing on my blog out of the help center are being lured into reading that shitshow of a bio laid by yesteryear Moondeer.

When you are all “I should just die” and she is all “ yes you should it will make things easier.”

Kaiju No. 8 makes me cry

Reason #422 that I will not be your prototypical client:

Let’s say you’re my gym. You’ve been working with me for quite a while. You haven’t seen me for months (when the bottom drops out you become low priority). I finally decide to come back in today… 25 lbs lighter w/o 6.8% of my fat.

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Holy f$&k, forgot about this one.

Middle School ☾𐂂

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The way y’all are losing your minds out here over Chick-fil-a, I am guessing the memo never made it to the Bay Area about their faith-based homophobia (they are closed on Sundays, FFS). You may as well be lining up for a sit down at Cracker Barrel.

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Fuckin’ Jeff Buckley

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College ☾𐂂

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The Bag (Continued) - The Drovers

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