Leave the metaphors to me, Joe Scarborough.

Hit me with your favorite (or simply utilized) doggy DNA outfit. We'd been told Kota had some boxer in him and 100% anything kinda screams inaccuracy if you ask me. Jenn says we oughta try Wisdom Panel for a second opinion.

Despite my best efforts at ensuring proper textual context, I still managed to yank the benefit of the doubt too early yesterday. My list of MB mutes is back down to zero. Apologies for the super low key and overly clever snark.

Cc @ReaderJohn @joshuapsteele @heyloura

If UR reading this on the Micro.blog timeline, and you have, at some point, found yourself muting a Micro.blog account, holler back. My pristine (allbeit short) list of interactions took on a semisweet turd yesterday… I'm curious where the social media water marks are for y'all power socializers.

Bee tee dubs, had you created a Lincoln Party back when I first told you the GOP had become a teardown, 2024 would be an even bigger hoot… and y'all could have been competitive by 2028.

Thought I saw a bald eagle headed my way getting into the car after a golf lesson. It was a Palo Alto-sized crow hauling a big ass bread roll.

Totally expect to mute an account out of existence for the first time on Micro.blog later day. Fingers crossed we have a willing intellect capable of constructing a logical frame around a particular bit of broad generalization that wants to be clever but reduces to nought but an insult. *breathing*

#NostalgicNuggs

Elementary school ☾𐂂

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High school ☾𐂂

Someone find me the contact information for the Apple Music engineer to yell at for their piss poor shuffle algorithm implementation. A playlist with over 2000 songs should not pull from the same three fucking albums every fucking time you shuffle it.

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Middle school ☾𐂂

#Sorry4Ya #YourPropagandaMachineHasAscended

.@pratik after reading your reply (shown in this screenshot), I tracked down what tweets I could where I'd addressed this. I'd planned to compose something new; but, I haven't moved on it so I thought I'd stick all the screenshots together in the meantime .

It's the high speeds and strong gravities. That's what absolutely fucked UR political punditry (alongside, like, everything else). These anomalous forces arrived 6-7 years ago (butterfly flapped in '04). When the ever-loving f$&ksicles y'all gonna figure this 💩 out. Would that I could tell you.

Mika, (feminist eyes avert) sweetheart, the onus of information sourcing is no longer on the individual. We tore down the infrastructure allowing for such a burden to be pushed out to the edges to erect an unguided organism that organically cultifies disinformation-web-wrapped individuals, soo…

Okay, what conspiracy is this? There aren't even any READMEs in the list of top pages.

Whew, three years later and y'all finally got the primary symptom identified (I guess you were waiting for a poll). Holler when you're ready for the "how the f$&k", which, of course, is prerequisite knowledge for receiving the "so the f$&k we do about it."

In the event I never finish the rewrite, this is the paper I found last year providing the scientific explanation behind an answer I'd already deduced simply by observing y'all's shocked-silliness by post-second-impeachment-trial Mitch (who said exactly what I'd anticipated him saying).

When you realize you've the same amount of self-discipline as the dog that won't stop licking his feet, no matter how many times you tell him to stop and he's all, "okay, okay" (it's in the eyes (not pictured)).

Y'all just gonna keep acting like competing for your party's nomination is gone about the same way as for the nomination of the world's first organically grown cult. The f$&k is wrong with y'all? (I actually know this one but the rewrite ain't finished)

#NostalgicNuggs

High school ☾𐂂

Fruitful morning

With the voting non-White majority slated to arrive in 2028, I'm beginning to wonder if y'all are ever gonna pick up on this last entry (let alone recognize it as the driving motivation for adopting our dual reality democracy (as a stepping stone to autocracy)).

Someone find me a selectively-applied document placed on a higher pedestal than the United States Constitution.

Disqualified by who?