Shots like this one kept me anxious about the health of that flock of pigeons that has apparently taken up residence 30-50 yards up-range at the Shoreline Links practice area.

Checking what the Garmin launch monitor had to say about today's visit to the driving range:

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Sooo, can you disable the appearance of tweets from fuckers other folks are following… or did Twitter fuck up on my very first attempt at a timeline scroll in over a year… by shoving Ted Cruz in that shit?

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When you tear up at the end of episode nine of #YaBoyKongming!

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Never again

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Never again again

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Never (again)⁺

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Elementary school ☾𐂂

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Leave the ladies alone! I believe in the inalienable right of every woman to birth a baby.

Simply can't over stress how underwhelmed I've been with the development of your platform #PostNews. Holler if you're in the Bay Area, need a fixer, and think you can convince me to put my programming hat back on.

Bee tee dubs, I totally used to support post comments on moondeer.blog; but, when a year passed without receiving a single comment, I removed the support like (凸ಠ益ಠ)凸.

Love is barehand plucking grass dangles from the behind of a frantic pooch.

It's still kinda insane how much easier writing becomes when equipped with the world's collective knowledge at high speed fingertip.

I mean, how the f$&k else would I ever have rhymed, within an ankle-themed stanza, "talofibular" with "perpendicular"?

Oh, hiking boot, you're dear to me
I'll take you marching through the sticks
And beneath the forest canopy
Should serpent coil sneakily
On yonder side of fallen tree
O'er which we step unknowingly
You tell that snake emphatically
That he can eat a bag of dicks

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Oh, hiking boot, it's you alone

Supports me talofibular

When deep within a canyon grand
While traipsing towards the river sand
Past the cairns that mark the land
You disallow contort unplanned

From rolling step off rounded stone
T'would render ankle perpendicular