If I could write the logic in Swift I’d be done already.

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I suppose it wouldn’t take much to make my Hugo theme actually useable for others. Just moving some hardcoded stuff to the parameters portion of config.json. That and replacing some of the logic where navigation menu items are concerned.

Okay, it was totally worth it to get more in either direction.

2.5x to get closer

or 0.5x for when she is under my feet

Kind of wild to get a new phone and realize you need to hold it farther away from your face than you were holding the previous one.

39 days. Apparently the longest I can tolerate mistakenly downgrading my iphonography experience by ordering an iPhone Mini to replace the iPhone I spiked is 39 days. iPhone 12 Pro Max scheduled to arrive by noon.

Previous post via Ulysses. Entirely painless process for the straightforward content. We’ll see how it handles shortcodes.

Should our legislators convince themselves that the reinstatement of old norms and precedents constitutes meeting this moment, the entire house of cards will need to come down so we might begin again atop our forefathers’ foundation. Minority rule is unacceptable.

Running out of steam … I wonder what I will pick up next.

♫ Where is myy mind?
♫ Where is my mmind?
♫ WheeeEERRREE isss myyy miiinndd?

Should I manage to build up traffic, @manton, I figure I should put the Micro.blog stuff back into my theme (just need to figure what color to go with instead of that marfa pink).

My office (hashtag ADHD)

Lest anyone think Apple wouldn’t make you jump through hoops to get to that underlying HTML.

Okay, fine, Apple. I can view an RSS feed’s underlying XML by rolling my own shortcut for this purpose. But, seriously, should this have been necessary (same goes for underlying HTML, fellas)?

(And I am still mad at you Tumblr, for harshing my mellow use of ‘’).

The irony of Gluon is that I can’t upload the videos, or use my shortcode to make the video giffish … but once the post is there the video displays brilliantly within the timeline (which, of course is not the Micro.blog standard).

I wonder when the documentary capturing our massive deprogramming effort is coming out … wait … that’s right … we don’t have one of those … nobody was interested.

Pretty sure watching Q: Into the Storm is gonna wreck the little hope I have managed to hold on to with regard to regaining a passable national intelligence quotient.

When you're not all that sure how much slack is too much slack.

Cat food. The correct answer was cat food.

Congrats @manton, you are officially more sophisticated than Tumblr. I decided to add the video I just posted to the Tumblr cross-post, Tumblr is literally all “that’s too big bud,” so I download the video you compressed for me to upload to Tumblr.

When the appetite stimulant has kicked in but she's still being picky.

To do list … or not to do list … that is the question.