Okay… I give y’all so much shit, Apple Engineers… I am big enough to admit that your shaking text surprise was very pleasing.

And if the video in the last one doesn’t show up in the MB timeline, I may as well disconnect my feed again. Almost expressing myself is unacceptable. @manton, @odd… y’all can let me know if you suppose my video art is functional.

Just a heads up… I suggest y’all get this shit sorted before the Gen X Teaching Division ages out. They will be the last set to know where we had been heading (having embraced and propagated the progress). Gen X Teaching Division, y’all are failing to meet your moment. Probably for the same reason:

Bee tee dubs, my current coping strategy is to keep out of the mentions tab. I don’t think I’ve ever had mentions waiting around for me while allowing myself to feel compelled to say shit like this.

With community out the way, one sets about erasing it from histories.

Erasing community is how one rules from the minority.

Porcelaindrycally powered poetic fart manifest
Style: Musical
Concept: I’d bet my dentist knows best

When you realize you are still avoiding doing meaningful shit while answering an impromptu internal thought: “Why aren’t I getting motivated this morning to play with the smart home toys prepped for install?”

Slow is fast
Blunt is sharp
You can always choose to skip the arc

Thank you A Herbivorous Dragon of 5,000 Years Gets Unfairly Villainized Season 2 Episode 11 - The Light of Hope (though I would like to add an ‘N’ to your title).

Kind of seems notable that, were we looking to rent right now, we could use today’s AI obsession (cause AI makes everything smarter, right?) to get Kota inside.

Doest thou dove laugh or mourn

My living arrangement is more stable then my democracy.

I got a button for a 📸 (that I use way more than I accidentally slide my way over to the 📸). I got a watch for a 🔦 (that I use way more than I accidentally activate this GD 🔦). Why TF aren’t these optional? U think because you disappeared the corner radius control center glitch you all ✔️.

When you’re about a f$&k shy from cracking open the Fitness app and tracking how your heart rate just fluctuated ten minutes either side of the previous posting.

Remind me why I’ve kept myself grounded for fourty-fuckall years. I thought we, every one of us, wished we could fucking fly.

Here is me shoving another lightbulb into a drawer.

I guess the audience I write for is the crickets

When the dog takes off running ‘cause your stomach growled.

Bee tee dubs, one of them words was French in that last one or your guess is as good as mine as to how it got there.

I mean, now that I find myself watching subs instead of dubs, Crunchyroll, I could be fluent in Japanese by the end of next year were you to simply slap that syllabic Japanese (like Kota) up alongside the English.

*** ☾𐂂 stews over ☾𐂂’s inability to spell already acquired words come nande

Since this kind of shit oughta be digestible from the timeline.

And that is what I get for trying to inline an image using the MB app >.<

I suppose the skirt-around-society approach would be to disconnect my feed again while keeping those of y’all I put back in my timeline so we interact.