Christ, y’all poor f$&kers still landing on my blog out of the help center are being lured into reading that shitshow of a bio laid by yesteryear Moondeer.
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When you are all “I should just die” and she is all “ yes you should it will make things easier.”
Kaiju No. 8 makes me cry
Reason #422 that I will not be your prototypical client:
Let’s say you’re my gym. You’ve been working with me for quite a while. You haven’t seen me for months (when the bottom drops out you become low priority). I finally decide to come back in today… 25 lbs lighter w/o 6.8% of my fat.
#NostalgicNuggs
Holy f$&k, forgot about this one.
Middle School ☾𐂂
https://music.apple.com/us/album/something-i-can-never-have/1440940694?i=1440941076#NostalgicNuggs
High School ☾𐂂
https://music.apple.com/us/album/my-stoney-baby/303089096?i=303089107#NostalgicNuggs
High School ☾𐂂
https://music.apple.com/us/album/r-s-v-p/1443532298?i=1443532688#NostalgicNuggs
Middle School ☾𐂂
https://music.apple.com/us/album/seeing-things/1440810644?i=1440810834#NostalgicNuggs
Middle School ☾𐂂
https://music.apple.com/us/album/naked-sunday/1263219551?i=1263219806The way y’all are losing your minds out here over Chick-fil-a, I am guessing the memo never made it to the Bay Area about their faith-based homophobia (they are closed on Sundays, FFS). You may as well be lining up for a sit down at Cracker Barrel.
#NostalgicNuggs
High School ☾𐂂
https://music.apple.com/us/album/got-me-wrong/496600702?i=496600704#NostalgicNuggs
Middle School ☾𐂂
https://music.apple.com/us/album/franklins-tower-live-at-the-great-american-music-hall/307794359?i=307794422#NostalgicNuggs
Middle School ☾𐂂
https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-wind-cries-mary/357225315?i=357225419#NostalgicNuggs
Middle School ☾𐂂
https://music.apple.com/us/album/pressure/158506861?i=158507450Fuckin’ Jeff Buckley
#NostalgicNuggs
College ☾𐂂
https://music.apple.com/us/album/grace/1476889347?i=1476889349#NostalgicNuggs
High School ☾𐂂
https://music.apple.com/us/album/tonight-tonight/721224313?i=721224384#NostalgicNuggs
High School ☾𐂂
#NostalgicNuggs
High School ☾𐂂
https://music.apple.com/us/album/big-man-with-a-gun/1440837096?i=1440837836#NostalgicNuggs
High School ☾𐂂
https://music.apple.com/us/album/no-class/1609651708?i=1609651714#NostalgicNuggs
Seriously … Siri… WTF? It this because I told you to fuck off when you brought me search results instead of turning on my lamp?
High School ☾𐂂
https://music.apple.com/us/album/in-spite-of-me/1592001614?i=1592002095#NostalgicNuggs
Okay, these shuffled songs… WTF does Siri know?
Middle School ☾
https://music.apple.com/us/album/love-her-madly/641332994?i=641333300#NostalgicNuggs
Elementary School ☾𐂂
https://music.apple.com/us/album/youre-crazy/1377813284?i=1377813702#NostalgicNuggs
Middle School ☾𐂂
https://music.apple.com/us/album/malfunction-junction/1443606994?i=1443607260
Jason Cardwell
Creative nonfiction, art, poetry, apps, philosophy, music, wood work, knots, political culture critiques … some of the things I make.