You know … @elonmusk … I'd be so much more into your little interface if you'd let the nice lady speak to me with a smidge less Speak & Spell and in an Australian accent.

Sh$t … I could leave now and be on time for my workout … but … I don't want to set the wrong precedent.

Forget about the need to position that little f$&ker via Javascript … totes figured out the CSS.

More to sort out with the cardification … cool … (◔_◔)

Another stomach turning stroll through the Twitter timeline.

Raise your hand if U're starting 2 notice I take things 2 about 80% completion B4 losing interest. I've come 2 believe the world would benefit from a balanced individual pointing me @ things & sending me after them (proffering cookies as need may arise 2 maintain motivation).

Suddenly missing the punching bag I had in the garage while I was in high school. All this energy (and testosterone) … no more athletics to work it the f$&k out … feels like … maybe … maybe f$&king hitting something is requisite for balancing the male equilibrium.

I stand by this f$&king rant. It may even warrant the generation of its own art for dressing up its cardification: moondeer.blog/2021/12/1...

And it's the feet now … now he is f$&king with my feet.

F$&k it, I guess I'm gonna use Javascript to position this f$&kin' table of contents toggle button.

When daddy chooses to pass the time waiting for the cleaning service to leave (at which point the dwelling shall be safe to enter once more) by f$&king with your fur.

Wasn't sure about the MacGruber series, but y'all got me with the prison yard dispute.

Near miss on what would be the first PUB event in ages (and the second in years).

*pssst … Picked Up Bass

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We also would have accepted, "When you're informed that the one day you've set aside for panic shopping (after USPS straight up lost your sh$t… sorry bro) has had its shopping hours nixed on account of your presence being required to serve as gatekeeper for the cleaning service."

When you're so resistant to being in an office you've been debugging sh$t with the web inspector brandished by the desktop's big boy Safari version from the couch via screen sharing at an annoying AF resolution.

Lastly, this one was gonna show how generalizing this approach to zero sum thinking could induce the bubble merger. With most not realizing we're balls deep in the War of Bubbles … and with nobody reading the essays … its inspiration got canceled. moondeer.blog/2021/03/0...

Here is the one that was gonna attempt to recreate the sentiment from my lost protest threads, everyone's post-February behavior kinda deflated me … and with nobody reading the essays anyway… moondeer.blog/2021/03/0...

Now I just wanna document all my unfinished sh$t. This one is even more so, but still manages to deliver its point.

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Sometimes I reread my essays when I drop them in replies. Still digging this one. Perhaps I oughta finish it and remove the under construction disclaimer.

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For those wondering why Trump would get booed by his own herd for touting being vaxxed and boosted, the propaganda machine has ascended.

Sigh … and I guess it'd be kinda weird to have the section numbers and not inject them into the headers.

Whatever … I guess now we got section numbers.

Can't decide whether it would be worth introducing code to handle simply laying the TOC in to the left and keeping it visible when there is enough space. With the toggle button and swipe gesture working, I'm leaning towards stamping it as overkill.

Apparently it doesn't count if they're not already wrapped and under the tree.

Some post sh$t-hit-the-fan-why-are-we-doing-this-we-said-this-time-last-year-we-didn't-want-to-do-this-come-this-time-this-year cuteness