Reality is not what I think it is. Reality is not what you think it is. Reality is what I think you think I think it is.

This Applebee's commercial is giving the Kars4Kids commercial a run for its money.

Projection does not progression make, Mr. Dowd. There is no we beneath a dual reality democracy.

Azure Dragon

So … Re:Zero … pretty sure I'm #TeamRem

Precipice … GDit. The word I just reached for that left me hanging like a little b$tch was precipice.

I may, again, B standing before the gates of full-blown #CreativeADHD mode. I've just found my mind conceptually creating a contraption 4 hanging, gutting & draining the Good Eggs gel packs 2 increase efficiency & redistribute the use of my time into something more meaningful.

Either I've just seen a guy pushing a stroller while riding a seatless, electric unicycle … or I've just briefly lost my mind.

.@WhoUnfollowApp … you know what would be wicked … supporting a user database of notes mapping to Twitter handles. It occurs to me that my mute list would benefit from some context surrounding the reason for addition (blocked me when pressed to support their rhetoric, etc).

I'd rather live in a world where snowflakes are saluted for their singularity rather than fleered for their fragility.

(x(x_(x_x(O_o)x_x)_x)x)

Okay, raise your hand if you already knew I was gonna wake up and f$&k with it.

I could f$&k with this one endlessly … we'll see how I feel in the morning.

Mean what you say. Say what you mean. For the love of God … stop asking … "Do you have to do that?" … when what you really mean is … "Stop it."

Working on Nine-Dragon Wall

Sen. Leahy be making my point without understanding my point … supporting Ketanji Brown Jackson is the no-brainer option for politically astute Republican Senators. It creates a bulletproof illusion of bipartisanship (while bumping the 6-3 court's validity) with no down side.

BTW … it's the exponential nature of generational progress that all this book banning school sh$te is meant to address (being just one of the moving parts of the minority rule moonshot).

DM pointer numero uno: give me enough context to see the angle … otherwise I'll just sit on the fence.

Nine down.

Eight down (eight more dragons and thirteen randoms left) … feels like I'm kinda phoning in the last 25% of each one because I want to be done #ADHD.

FFS … it's not 'Trumpism' … it's a cold civil war hinging upon the weaponization of a closed information ecosystem.

Seven down.

Just thought of a gaslighting concept Imma drop on the next MFer to piss me off in such a manner (thinking of you @jakejsullivan).

Someone please develop a font that prevents every one of my texts from being mistakenly perceived as aggressive, angry, snarky, or otherwise douchey … and then Apple engineers … y'all let us assign a font to a contact like that sh$t was a ringtone.

Oh my god … sooo … manyyy … f$&king scales

Okay … now we got six down.