#LastYearToday

Whipped cream, hold the strawberries.

Cc: @AlysBijoux

Without the transients brought in by promotions (@Twitter, @TwitterSupport, you embarrass yourself as a platform on a daily basis):

What I said:

What Siri heard:

#HashtagDuJour #GenericHashtag #HashtagsWillNeverBeEnough #MemesAreNotMovements #ProgressRequiresCommonGround #CommonGroundRequiresASharedReality #Bubble2IsThePuppyMillOfBaseAssembly #PopTheFuckingBubble #Hashtag #HashtagHashtag #Resist #FuckOff #Insist #Educate #ReachOut

#LastYearToday

#LastYearToday

The course of life, on my marksheet
Will it be scored as incomplete
When I go?

When'd mediate TF out of the binary dispute between your domestic partner and her associate that's quickly unraveling into a shitshow on account of their failure to communicate (logic grasps 've been challenged, flatearther similes are flying) but she won't tag you TF in.

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#LastYearToday

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