Sorry, Claire, I was over you being stunned four years ago. Back to bats.

I wonder when, precisely, was that point in time that it became more difficult for humanity to keep the light out than to bring the light in.

Fresh armchair (couch, in honesty) theory: the aforementioned lateral thinking training, which leverages everything we detest about Lazy ADHD, installs the very neural pathways utilized by everything we celebrate about Creative ADHD. You can’t make darkness without light.

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Elementary School ☾𐂂

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High School ☾𐂂

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High School ☾𐂂

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High School ☾𐂂

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High School ☾𐂂

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I wish I had done better at being a bridge between popularity and pocket protectors when I was in high school.

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Wanna max out that Lateral Thinking attribute for your character’s latest build? Add some undiagnosed ADHD (27 years’ll do) and then try accruing fourty-fucking-something years pivoting out of any action your character ain’t in the mood for.

Honestly, with the glass front door on our new house, I think we could revise our delivery note to something along the lines of

Welcome
Everything Breaks
Disturb the Uninsured Dog
At Own Risk
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Please Leave Packages

If you’re wondering, given my reach, with whom I imagine myself to be speaking when posting this shite… it’s myself.

If you’re wondering how that could possibly be true for the post we are currently in the process of reading together right now, I’m with you.

When you realize you aren’t sure what sets jet black apart from black

Perhaps I’ve been coming at the existential all wrong. Better to forget about having all-that-had-been-me posthumously discovered, processed, and, possibly, retrospectively comprehended. Instead, keep a service running combing for my obituary. When conditions are met, it shall incinerate the material, overwrite the digital, and procure the purchase of premium billboard promotions in places like Times Square and Shibuya Crossing for a simple, stolen, single line, swan song:

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

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High School ☾𐂂

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Middle School ☾𐂂

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High School ☾𐂂

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High School ☾𐂂

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High School ☾𐂂

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Middle School ☾𐂂

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High School ☾𐂂

Sorry, Mika, cross-bubble contrast requires a shared reality within which to perceive it.